Gay.but Funny Jokes

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Q:WHAT DID THE FENCE SAY TO THE HOUSE?
A:I GOT U SURROUNDED

Q:WHY DON'T SOCCER PLAYER GET HOT?
A:BECAUES OF ALL THE FANS

Q:HOW DO U KNOW WHICH END OF AN EARTHWORM IS ITS HEAD?
A:ROLL IT IN FLOUR AND WAIT TILL IT FARTS

Q:WHAT DO U GET IF U CROSS A KANGAROO WITHAN ELEPHANT
A;BIG DENDS ALL OVER AUSTRALIA

SNAKE 1: "ARE WE POISIONOUS?"
SNAKE 2: "WHY?"
SNAKE 1: "I'VE JUST BITTEN MY LIP!"
 
note-plz dont get offended by some of my jokes,they ARE absurd,but are nessarsery for this catorgory of so called (that word again) "gay" *also meaning stupid* jokes
 
Q: What do u call an Arab on a Harley Davidson??
A: Ali Davidson

Q: Why did Osama want all the women to shave their c**ts
A: Because he hates Bush
 
A stupid one would be....

Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: It forgot to wrap it's whopper.
 
Originally posted by LITTLE LEBO
Q: What do u call an Arab on a Harley Davidson??
A: Ali Davidson

Q: Why did Osama want all the women to shave their c**ts
A: Because he hates Bush
Q: Why don't the Arabs give sex ed and driver ed at the same time?
A: They don't want to tire out the camel!!
:rotfl:
 

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