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Q:WHAT DID THE FENCE SAY TO THE HOUSE?
A:I GOT U SURROUNDED
Q:WHY DON'T SOCCER PLAYER GET HOT?
A:BECAUES OF ALL THE FANS
Q:HOW DO U KNOW WHICH END OF AN EARTHWORM IS ITS HEAD?
A:ROLL IT IN FLOUR AND WAIT TILL IT FARTS
Q:WHAT DO U GET IF U CROSS A KANGAROO WITHAN ELEPHANT
A;BIG DENDS ALL OVER AUSTRALIA
SNAKE 1: "ARE WE POISIONOUS?"
SNAKE 2: "WHY?"
SNAKE 1: "I'VE JUST BITTEN MY LIP!"
A:I GOT U SURROUNDED
Q:WHY DON'T SOCCER PLAYER GET HOT?
A:BECAUES OF ALL THE FANS
Q:HOW DO U KNOW WHICH END OF AN EARTHWORM IS ITS HEAD?
A:ROLL IT IN FLOUR AND WAIT TILL IT FARTS
Q:WHAT DO U GET IF U CROSS A KANGAROO WITHAN ELEPHANT
A;BIG DENDS ALL OVER AUSTRALIA
SNAKE 1: "ARE WE POISIONOUS?"
SNAKE 2: "WHY?"
SNAKE 1: "I'VE JUST BITTEN MY LIP!"