Genie in a bottle

Originally posted by bird2rock
gil, just ask slip about gwen stefarni!! tell him you will burn her & he will give you anything :lol:
Actually, Gwen is miles hotter than Britney.
And I don't even care if she'll wash her car. Just wanted to see her in wet clothes. :D
 
you would only need one wish and that is

have the powers of a genie but not be a genie

that will make it so you can make stuff appear and you wont have to be stuck in some lamp
 
I'd merely wish for the ability to grant my own wishes... magically that is.

Then I'd be a good little boy and wish for the genie's freedom. Because that's what Aladdin did.
 
Wishes:

1 - The ability to do anything I want - move stuff by thought, telekinesis, etc!

2 - Everything I need - health, prosperity, money! 😈

3 - The ability to grant my own wishes - like Scary Squirrel.

BTW # 1 - I agree with you on the Aladdin post, SS

BTW # 2 - Dark Angel ad is on - get me a bucket! :drool:
 
Originally posted by made in holland
1 - enough money to have a pleasant life for me and my familly
2 - a wife:D
3 - a mistress:p
If you need a mistress too, you married the wrong girl!!
One woman is enough work, (the good kind) to keep a man busy for the rest of his life.
Two women can cause that life to be cut incredibly short. :D
If you treat the wife as well as you did when she was the girlfriend you won't really need that genie.
 
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