Getting Weighed

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Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
 
I laughed more at the people who didn't get the joke more than the joke itself. 👍
 
i know this kid who cant pronounce G's and long Ooo's, and pronounces C's and K's as T's.

example: Tuh'ie (cookie)

Burr Teen (burger king)

lol, he has a glass eye too because i think he had a brain tumor behind his eye when he was born.

it sucks that he had a tumor and stuff but he is a cool kid. normal as can be except for slight immaturity and his speech junk.
 
:lol: :lol: Took me a bit! I had to read it twice and think about it. Very subtle....
 
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I take it nobody here has met someone who actually talks like that?
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My sis talked like that until she was 10. One of her friends brothers will talk like that for life becuase some orthodonic surgery went wrong.
 
wtf? orthodontic surgery? he got like that because of braces?

are you sure you dont mean orthopedic or just dental?
 

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