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> > A professor at the University of Maryland is giving a
> > lecture on the
> > supernatural.
> > To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
> > people here believe
> > in ghosts?"
> > About 90 students raise their hands.
> > "Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
> > you think you've
> > ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
> > hands.
> > "Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
> > 15 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched
> > a ghost?"
> > 3 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
> > further... Have any
> > of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student way in
> > the back raised
> > his hand.
> > The professor is astonished.
> > He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says,
> > "Son, all the
> > years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
> > claimed to have
> > slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and
> > tell us about? your
> > experience."
> >
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make
his way up to the podium.
As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor
says, "Well, tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Sh:censored: t.....From
way back there I
thought you said "goats"!!??!!"
> > lecture on the
> > supernatural.
> > To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
> > people here believe
> > in ghosts?"
> > About 90 students raise their hands.
> > "Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of
> > you think you've
> > ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
> > hands.
> > "Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
> > 15 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched
> > a ghost?"
> > 3 students raise their hands.
> >
> > "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
> > further... Have any
> > of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student way in
> > the back raised
> > his hand.
> > The professor is astonished.
> > He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says,
> > "Son, all the
> > years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
> > claimed to have
> > slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and
> > tell us about? your
> > experience."
> >
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make
his way up to the podium.
As he ambles slowly toward the podium the professor
says, "Well, tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Sh:censored: t.....From
way back there I
thought you said "goats"!!??!!"
almost sounds like a New Zealander except its sheeps 
(jokes dudes and dudettes)
