giving 100%?

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bull**** and Ass kissing will put you over the top.


:lol:
 
Actually, even better is a bit of brown nosing.

PHP: 
B   2
R  18
O  15
W  23
N  14
N  14
O  15
S  19
I   9
N  14
G   7
  150

I guess it's the depth that counts. But not too deep, because penetration only warrants 137.

AO
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
Actually, even better is a bit of brown nosing.

PHP: 
B   2
R  18
O  15
W  23
N  14
N  14
O  15
S  19
I   9
N  14
G   7
  150

I guess it's the depth that counts. But not too deep, because penetration only warrants 137.

AO
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:lol:!!!
 
Been there, done that. . . Did that Dew
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S-E-X-W-I-T-H-B-O-S-S and you're straight to the top...

(although you might have trouble sitting down for a few days... *barf*)
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
Actually, even better is a bit of brown nosing.

PHP: 
B   2
R  18
O  15
W  23
N  14
N  14
O  15
S  19
I   9
N  14
G   7
  150

I guess it's the depth that counts. But not too deep, because penetration only warrants 137.

AO
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:lol: All of this is the truth
 
a-b-s-o-l-u-t-l-y-n-o-t-h-i-n-g
1
+2
+19
+15
+12
+21
+20
+12
+25
+14
+15
+20
+8
+9
+14
+7
=214%
:eek: No wonder im excelling in life!!!!:eek:


Did I do the math right?I did the math on my cell phone, I'm in a hurry..........
 
Originally posted by HIGH ON LIFE
a-b-s-o-l-u-t-l-y-n-o-t-h-i-n-g
1
+2
+19
+15
+12
+21
+20
+12
+25
+14
+15
+20
+8
+9
+14
+7
=214%
:eek: No wonder im excelling in life!!!!:eek:


Did I do the math right?I did the math on my cell phone, I'm in a hurry..........
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:lol:
 
t-a-k-i-n-g-a-l-l-t-h-e-c-r-e-d-i-t
20
1
11
9
14
7
1
12
12
20
8
3
18
5
4
9
20

153% for me I guess :p

If I add "Blaming the other guy when things go wrong" well...you can just imagine how far I'm getting in life
:lol:
 

G-O--I-N--G-T--O--S--C-H-O--O--L--F-O--R--T--H-E-R--E-S--T--O--F-Y--O--U--R--L--I-F-E
7+15+9+14+7+20+15+19+3+8+15+15+12+6+15+18+20+8+5+18+5+19+20+15+6+25+15+21+18+12+9+6+5=410%
 
Given - 57 the - 33 Corporate - 111 Shaft - 54 with - 60
no - 29 lubrication - 124

total = 468
 

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