Golf Joke

Joey D · May 21, 2002

It was a nice Sunday morning and a pastor played sick to get out of saying mass, so he could go enjoy a round of golf.

Up in heven St. Peter goes to God and says "look what this pastor is doing! He skipped Sunday mass to go and play golf."

So the pastor is playing. He's having a good time and playing a fair game. Then he comes up to the longest hole. A 525yd. Par 5.

God says to St. Peter "Watch this."

The pastor drives it and hole-in-one. The pastor goes crazy.

St.Peter says to God " Why did you do that???"

God says "Who is he going to tell?"

Puffy · May 21, 2002

i'll give it a laugh... :lol:

Shannon · May 21, 2002

um, don't get it

Dudebusta · May 21, 2002

he aint gonna tell anyone because he was supposed to be sick...he would go to hell. :dunce:

W_conneely · May 21, 2002

ohhhh.... LOL!!!

Dudebusta · May 22, 2002

Rumple Foreskin · May 22, 2002

yeah...it was okay.... i got it... but it was'nt the best. Nice try though

Joey D · May 24, 2002

I know it wasn't great but I had to tell someone so i didn't forget it.

infallible · May 24, 2002

i thought it was good, rumble since you are such a critic why not bless us with a joke that happens to be "great"