I love these...
-> I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
-> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
-> We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
-> What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
-> Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
-> I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-> When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-> Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
-> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Oh man, those are great. Love the Gene Pool one.