GT Parody on Afroman - Because I got high

[LogiForce]

Hi pCARS guys,

Just a bit of sillyness resulting from a comment in the big pCARS thread.
Let's create a parody on the below song from Afroman out of frustration of our beloved Kaz's decisions.
Just think about it from the point that Kaz is in his own little world because he got "high" on his successs.

ps. This all resulted from this comment.



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Lyrics:

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo ***** too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

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[LogiForce]

Let me quote a member who already started in the other thread and follow up...

"I was gonna put real cars in the game, but then I got high" -Kaz

"I gonna record a car's nice vrooom, but then I got high" - Kaz

 

[88FoxBodyFan]

I was gonna model the cockpit, but then I got high.

 

[TheMinority]

I was going to win the world championship, but then I got high

 

[LogiForce]

Now I'm still being ignorant to my fan's complaints, and I know why! Cause I got high, cause I got high... cause I got high.

 

[MXH]

I was making good games until I got high
I was gonna' update the game but then I got high
Now the sales are droppin' and I know why
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high

I suck at this ​

 

[Zakspeed_TV]

I was gona buy GT6, but then I got high.


Unfortunately i never did get high that day.

 

[iQuacks]

I was going to post inb4lock, but then I got high.

 

[super_gt]

Damn you GT haters

 

[daan]

I was going to lock this, but then I did.