GT4 car dealers

[Dr_Watson]

you know... GT4 apparenly has the shiftiest car dealers in the history of shady used car dealers.
isn't it kinda strange that any car purchased in the used car lots have sludge for oil and a tweaked chassis?
so you buy a 5,000cr car and then have to invest 50,000 for the chassis refresh and new oil before its even road worthy.
bunch of shifty buggers if you ask me.
they could at least change the oil before putting it on the lot.

 

[chinko]

the used car lots are like scrapyards

glad your joking though, just some people are gonna come and try and be all smart to you now

 

[route_66]

you know... GT4 apparenly has the shiftiest car dealers in the history of shady used car dealers.
isn't it kinda strange that any car purchased in the used car lots have sludge for oil and a tweaked chassis?
so you buy a 5,000cr car and then have to invest 50,000 for the chassis refresh and new oil before its even road worthy.
bunch of shifty buggers if you ask me.
they could at least change the oil before putting it on the lot.

HONEST KAZ AUTOS
"nah guv, it's got one o' them flexible chassis hasn't it. You'll pay extra for that usually, but as it's you I'll let you have it for no extra charge. It's a bargain. One lady owner only took it to the shops once a week. You're robbing me blind." etc. etc.


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66.

 

[chinko]

HONEST KAZ AUTOS
"nah guv, it's got one o' them flexible chassis hasn't it. You'll pay extra for that usually, but as it's you I'll let you have it for no extra charge. It's a bargain. One lady owner only took it to the shops once a week. You're robbing me blind." etc. etc.


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66.

thats classic.


"dirty oil? nah mate, its this new fangled oil. gets you 20% more power, but no-one uses it because it looks like excrement. you're gettin it at a bargain, im basically going bankrupt selling at this price with these upgrades"

or something to that extent. cockney car dealers

 

[Dave A]

It'd be interesting if the state the cars came in in the used lots in the next GT changed, ie some had the chassis refresh already done. Other had just clean oil, some had neither, it'd make buying a used car more hit an miss, like "theres a bargain", IS IT.

 

[chinko]

It'd be interesting if the state the cars came in in the used lots in the next GT changed, ie some had the chassis refresh already done. Other had just clean oil, some had neither, it'd make buying a used car more hit an miss, like "theres a bargain", IS IT.

or some came with bald or dodgy tyres! 💡

 

[Dr_Watson]

"seriously mate, the last owner was a little old lady"
*mumble* a little old lady that used to ash in the oil filler maybe..

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

"Woah, did someone take this car off a guard rail or something? The sides all dented in and I can see right through the rear quarter panel into the trunk!"

"What? No! Thats a one off custom body modification to make the car more areodynamic, real popular with the street racing crowd, and what panel damage? Those are speed holes! Allows for better air flow at high speeds *cough if you can get the engine started cough*"

"Huh? What was that?"

"Well you see, its like this..." *runs away as fast as he can*

 

[Sharky.]

And while doing 100km/h on the motorway, the driver thinks: "What's that clunking sound?"

His wife says: "Don't worry dear, the exhaust pipe just fell off."

 

[slo-car]

and how are there cars from the 80s with 6.2 miles on them ? wtf

 

[chinko]

and how are there cars from the 80s with 6.2 miles on them ? wtf

umm...duh, collectors maybe? 💡 or used car jems, the cars no-one buys at the lots that have had a couple of test drives from new

 

[Eric.]

umm...duh, collectors maybe? 💡 or used car jems, the cars no-one buys at the lots that have had a couple of test drives from new

It could even have a new engine. Except the miles were reset so the dealer could trick you.
...And a chassis refresh...Ok this isn't working out so well.

 

[thenoose]

just buy a lancer. other than oil, its fine!

oh, and think of ol' gill when you buy a used car!






whats that brown spot on the back seats?
new experimental fabric
and the racoon in the engine?
Horsepower!
and the sign that says flux capacitator?
*RIP* WHAT SIGN
exscuse me, i have a cold.

 

[niky]

umm...duh, collectors maybe? 💡 or used car jems, the cars no-one buys at the lots that have had a couple of test drives from new

Three or four years ago, a Nissan dealership in the US put up a mint condition delivery mileage Nissan 300zx twin turbo up for sale. Oil and fluid changed regularly, not a scratch on the paint as it was displayed indoors only. That there's your REAL-LIFE 10km (6.2mile) special.

Too bad they were asking 40,000+++ for it..

 

[Wild Cobra Z28]

thats classic.


"dirty oil? nah mate, its this new fangled oil. gets you 20% more power, but no-one uses it because it looks like excrement. you're gettin it at a bargain, im basically going bankrupt selling at this price with these upgrades"

or something to that extent. cockney car dealers

Actually, you get about 20 or more A-Spec points for the used cars at 90% of new power. When you get one of these black race cars at week 100, at that power level, you are offered 50-60+ more a-spec points than their new counterpart.

Those of us who like to maximize our A-Spec points like the used cars. Nothing like a used Miata for the roadster race, or the used TVR for Black Pool.....

 

[Funkshen]

"Woah, did someone take this car off a guard rail or something? The sides all dented in and I can see right through the rear quarter panel into the trunk!"

"What? No! Thats a one off custom body modification to make the car more areodynamic, real popular with the street racing crowd, and what panel damage? Those are speed holes! Allows for better air flow at high speeds *cough if you can get the engine started cough*"

"Huh? What was that?"

"Well you see, its like this..." *runs away as fast as he can*

 

[Dr_Watson]

"speed holes" ... hehe.. that weight reduction stage 4?

 

[~Sp33~]

Theres a car place on parramata road .. ( aussies will hopefully know what im talking about... the NSWhaliens anyways....) its called beatswalkin'...everytime i see it i wee a little... (due to laughter.. and not bladder problems)