GTA:POP

[CDailey]

Today, two surprise announcements emanated from Rockstar Games' parent company Take-Two Interactive. First was the publisher's settlement of several lawsuits brought by Haitian-American groups who were outraged by the infamous "Kill all the Haitians!" admonishment heard during the Haitian-drug-gang-massacre level of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City...

Here is the article.

 

[Acidman]

Uh, Rockstar has annouced that the next GTA is, in fact, San Andreas. It's even in the news section of their site...

 

[Famine]

Nice gag...

Funnily, the phrase is never heard or used in the game - but the phrase "Kill all the Haitians in the boats" appears on screen, indicating that you should kill all the Haitians in the boats, and not all of them everywhere. US courts suck ass.

*watches Acidman note the date and edit*

 

[Acidman]

Damnit.

I hate April Fools.

I'm too gullible.

 

[Solid Fro]

tHIs GamE is gonnna R0X0RS!!!1 i CAnT beleVe aNOTHER GTA game iS gonnaa *** ouTT!!1 I HOPE u Can drive a CORveTTE Int He gAme, cuz I lIk coRvetee Z06!!1 WhY IS it ONLY E-RatEd??? dOnt THat tKe oUt the Blo0d and cuszin??! BNuT I thiK its Still gonnnA kick S0me azz! And Y in 2006?!! ShouLd nt PS3 bE oUT BY THEN???! confused: I H0)pe u can DRIFT IN THE GAME!!!11ASL. that WouD be FreaakIN awEsum!! :bangehead:

I LkE the EIGHT SIX!! tHAt wuld BeAewsome if ITs in THIs new GTA GaME2!! DrFIt R0xoRs!!!

 

[CDailey]

Originally posted by Acidman
Damnit.

I hate April Fools.

I'm too gullible.

Of all the people, I never thought I would fool The King!

 

[Klostrophobic]

Haha, they did a similar thing last April Fools.

GTA: Sin City.

 

[Blake]

I seriously don't know why people weren't prepared for it this year.

 

[AP1]

Originally posted by Viper Zero
tHIs GamE is gonnna R0X0RS!!!1 i CAnT beleVe aNOTHER GTA game iS gonnaa *** ouTT!!1 I HOPE u Can drive a CORveTTE Int He gAme, cuz I lIk coRvetee Z06!!1 WhY IS it ONLY E-RatEd??? dOnt THat tKe oUt the Blo0d and cuszin??! BNuT I thiK its Still gonnnA kick S0me azz! And Y in 2006?!! ShouLd nt PS3 bE oUT BY THEN???! confused: I H0)pe u can DRIFT IN THE GAME!!!11ASL. that WouD be FreaakIN awEsum!! :bangehead:

I LkE the EIGHT SIX!! tHAt wuld BeAewsome if ITs in THIs new GTA GaME2!! DrFIt R0xoRs!!!

..... I believe the Corvette is the Banshee in VC.

 

[Solid Fro]

Originally posted by AP1
..... I believe the Corvette is the Banshee in VC.

You're an idiot. You really thought I typed like that? This whole thead is a April's Fool joke.

 

[Acidman]

Idiot you say? If so, he deserves this [Link removed].

 

[Blake]

- 04-02-04

That's the date from Vipers Post so technically we should have taken that seriously...

 

[Nissan_Racer]

Originally posted by Acidman
Idiot you say? If so, he deserves this [Link removed]..

[Content removed by moderator. Please don't ever let me catch you using that language again.]

 

[Blake]

Ummmm, I think you should take that link.

 

[Nissan_Racer]

it erased my entire english essay i had to reboot

 

[Famine]

And since the Corvette Z4 "is" the Banshee, it made no sense anyway.

The "You Are An Idiot" post only crashes Internet Explorer - if you have the patience to wait it out. Or get a kick ass popup stopper - http://www.panicware.com/ - for free.

 

[AP1]

Originally posted by Viper Zero
You're an idiot. You really thought I typed like that? This whole thead is a April's Fool joke.

Ooooooohhhhhhhhh.....

 

[Solid Fro]

Originally posted by Blake
- 04-02-04

That's the date from Vipers Post so technically we should have taken that seriously...

Obviously, you live in a whole different TIME ZONE than I do.

 

[Sage]

Okaaay, nice thread ITR, but I think this thread has run its course.