GTP Alternative Cool Wall: 1958-2009 Billy Mays

1958-2009 Billy Mays

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Billy Mays
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Real Name: William Darrel Mays Jr.
Born: July 20,1958
Died: June 28,2009
Occupation: Infomercial/advertisement/shouting specialist
Memorable Products: Oxiclean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Big City Slider Station, etc
Cause of Death: Heart attack possibly due to cocaine.​
 
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That beard alone is cooler than any of us could ever aspire to be.

RIP, Mr. Mays.
 
Who would have thought he'll take cocaine. Now I see where he gets his eccentric personality in his commercials.. And funny enough that he passed away where I'm living right now
 
Advertising icon. Internet legend. Epic beard.

...but wait, there's more!

He was from McKees Rocks, near Pittsburgh.

Sub-Zero.
 
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Some guy who did TV adverts in America and the internet loved him.

SU.
 
Reading the title I had no idea who he was. Then I saw the pic and instantly recognised him from this:

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Though I only know of him through the wonder that is South Park I'm going to give him a cool vote because his appearance in SP, whether with his consent or without, made me laugh a lot and to this day I still tell people with diarrhoea that they need Chipole Away.
 
It's a shame I only found out about the guy a month after he passed. But even if can see that his pitch/beard combo was a thing of legend.

Nothing less than Sub Zero for SIR BILLY MAYS!

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