GTP Alternative Cool Wall: 1968(?) Jim Morrison's Leather Trousers

1968(?) Jim Morrison's Leather Trousers


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Nominated by @Custom878

Jim Morrison's Leather Pants

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As worn by lead singer of The Doors', the late Jim Morrison.​
 
If you aren't a biker leather pants are completely pointless, which is uncool. Brown makes them Seriously Uncool.
 
You know how cars associated with cool people often get that coolness rubbed off on them?

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It doesn't apply to pants.

Avoids being doubly seriously uncool, as it's not used underwear, but it's still seriously uncool. You'd have to basically be Jim Morrison to pull the look off.
 
Looks a little like used bondage clothing in the OP picture. Thus seriously uncool.

No matter how much I like the person I can never think clothing like this looks good.
 
Used leather pants. No matter what leather pants are uncool. The fact that they're used makes them seriously uncool.
 
Sub zero.
 
Seriously uncool because leather and brown.
 
Some other dude's grotty, sweaty pants? Seriously uncool.
 
Looks like it was made from fertilizer.

Seriously uncool.
 
Nothing on this Earth can make sweaty cowhide leg tubes cool.
 
Meh. I like that they have a cool cowboy/punk/outlaw look to them and they'd suit a cool looking Harley rider.

They're uncool because if any of us non cowboy/punk/outlaw non Harley riding types wore them we'd just look like we were either going to a gay pride gathering or about to ride a horse bareback.
 
Leather trouser are cool, but only until you're about 25. Just because these are Jim Morrisons, doesn't make that fact change. Uncool.

Those actually look more like Icelandic necropants! :lol:
 
A: Who?
B: Why do we care about his trousers?

S-Uncool
 
Looks like he shot my Grandma's old couch to make those.

Meh.
 
You'd have to basically be Jim Morrison to pull the look off.
Actually I thought Val Kilmer managed it just fine.

But yeah. For pretty much everyone else, yeah.
 
Sub Zero if The Lizard King is wearing them they're sub zero. Anybody else and they're seriously uncool.
 
Sub Zero, Jim Morrison.
 
Trousers are never cool. Especially those that look like the colour of excrement.
 
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