GTP Alternative Cool Wall: Bacon

Bacon


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Nominated by @SniperRed3

Bacon

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Bacon.

It's high in sodium, so if too much is consumed over time, it can cause high blood pressure and other things that can shorten your lifespan.

But is sure is tasty...
 
You need to find your personal taste in bacon. I prefer bacon that's on the edge of crispness dip the bread in the fat from the frying pan and make a sandwich. I eat bacon at least once a week I've done this for most of my life, I don't regret it I'm a bacon fan boy I could go on and on about bacon.
 
I gave a 'meh' vote because as awesome as bacon and its taste is, and I do love it, it isn't something I would consider cool.

By the by, what standard are we judging these Cool Wall items by?
I think we need a scenario in which to place the item and then judge it.
Something like 'upon death you are given this item to present to St. Peter to blag yourself a good judgement'.
 
I prefer pork served almost any other way. Bacon is too greasy and lacks the full taste of delicious pork.

But then again I don't see how food can be cool or uncool.

''Oh, man you're eating bacon? That's so totally cool!''
Doesn't sound right

''You're eating bacon? I honestly don't care''
Sounds about right to me, so I gave this one a meh.
 
I'm on about Back bacon I'm bias though I've just eaten 4 bacon rashers and a bacon sandwich I'm now going to go an dip my bread in the pan. My laptop has a fine bacon grease on.
 
The only thing better than bacon is jowl.

But, technically, a bacon is a whole side of pork. So, sub-zero.
 
I don't have problems with bacon, unless it's coming from a tube. That's really disgusting :yuck:

Oh and the bacon from Burger King and McDonald's are disgusting too!
 
The irrational obsession people have with bacon makes it Seriously Uncool to me.

That kind of obsession is something that's always eluded me. More so when American side bacon in is question. It's an awful texture and flavour combination.

I can stomach proper back bacon (Canadian bacon), but then I hardly ever eat the stuff and couldn't give a single hoot about this meat. Meh.
 
It sure tastes good but the whole "bacon for president" hype does not add coolness. Uncool and please excuse me while I put butter on my deep fried bacon.
 
The E30 M3 of food. It's so overrated that it's seriously uncool.

I do like a good bacon sandwich though.
 
I don't even particularly like bacon. People are obsessed with it for no known reason; and the obsessions aren't even funny. Just meh from me.
 
I don't have problems with bacon, unless it's coming from a tube. That's really disgusting :yuck:

Oh and the bacon from Burger King and McDonald's are disgusting too!

As a former McDonald's Warrior, I can inform you that the bacon is merely pre-cooked then delivered to the restaurant, re-frozen and then defrosted for a worryingly short amount of time before being put on the burgers in question. It's rather grim.
 
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