GTP Alternative Cool Wall: c.90-30 million years BCE-present Cactaceae

c.90-30 million years BCE-present Cactaceae


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Nominated by @Doog
c.90-30 million years BCE - Present Cactus

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Height: 63 feet/19.2 meters (maximum, recorded)
Capacity: 200 gallons/760 litres (fully-grown Saguaro)
Engine: Photosynthesis?
Horsepower: Irrelevant
Torque: Not a lot
Security System: Spines​
 
Meh. It's iconic, but to me not as cool as bamboo or big conifers.
 
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Voted cool for the Saguaro. They're magnificent and very alien-looking on their own, and symbolic of the American Southwest.

The only other cool cacti I can think of are the species capable of growing fruit like Pitaya.
 
It's a plant that just smugly sits there with the knowledge that no other living creature can touch it.

Sub-Zero...even though it's in a hot desert.
 
It's a plant that just smugly sits there with the knowledge that no other living creature can touch it.

Except for the birds that nest in the holes they carve out. And the various animals that eat them (Including us occasionally).
 
I grabbed one when I was a little kid, cause I thought they only hurt in cartoons.

I was wrong.

But still a cool plant.
 
Eh. Maybe it could serve as an acupuncture tool sometime soon. But generally a boring plant.

Uncool.
 
When the family traveled through the Sonora Desert, I always tried to count every cacti I saw

Kept me entertained and in a happy mood, even though I always lost the count in the 200's

Cool
 
Keep in mind that it's a plant. Plants are usually boring, but a cactus is actually interesting, and thus, cool.
 
I live near them. Big Meh for me. Will become seriously uncool if I ever get pushed into one.
 
Uncool because spiky, tequila and irritatingly painful for cartoon baddies.
 
You'd look like a total prick driving one.

Meh.
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Anyway I voted Sub Zero because, it's very iconic and most living things (if not all) can touch it.
 
This is the first time I have to vote Meh.
 
Uncool because spiky, tequila and irritatingly painful for cartoon baddies.
And there, my friend, is why they're sub zero. Down the hatch! :D
 
Except cacti aren't related to the plant that tequila is made from. [/killjoy]
 
It's green and spiky and comes from somewhere hot. That's all I need to know. :p
 
Awfully prickly.

And, undoubtedly, you won't be cool, when you see one.
 
It's green and spiky and comes from somewhere hot. That's all I need to know. :p
It's called agave

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The thing is way bigger than it looks in the photo
 
Yep. Agaves are huge, and are not related to cactus. But it's a common mistake. ;)
 
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