GTP Alternative The End Is Nigh Wall: A Long Time Ago-???? Lightsaber

[Roger the Horse]

Nominated by @JMoney689

1977-Present Lightsaber

Seen in: Star Wars films, television, books, comics, video games, etc.
Weapon Type: Melee
Activation: Red button must be held
Attacks: Slashing, Stabbing, Cutting
Usable against: Everything except shields, cortosis and other lightsabers.
Used by: Jedi Knights, Sith Lords
Notable users: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Darth Vader, Yoda, Mace Windu​

 

[SomePlayaDude]

INB4 @SomePlayaDude goes Darth Jordan.


D'oh wait! I'm SomePlayaDude. I'm sorry. Sorry, heheh! I'm sorry, let's try it again.

 

[niky]

Nerdy.

Dorky.

Star Wars Kid comes to mind:

Seriously...

No... yes... those are not the droi... yes, master. Sub-zero.

 

[Dan]

Vwooomp, vwooomp, vwooomp, sub zero.

 

[DurWinning]

Regular Lightsaber - meh
General Grevious using 4 Lightsabers - mid cool
Darth Maul's Lightsaber - high cool
General Grevious using 4 of Darth Maul's Lightsaber - SZ

Balances out to a mid-high cool for me.

 

[All Your Base]

The best fictional weapon. Ever. Sub-Zero.

 

[Northstar]

Schwartz > Lightsaber

 

[Jimlaad43]

Weapon, not cool.

Fictional laser sword? Cooler.

Able to deflect gun bullets? Cooler.

Star Wars thing? SZ

 

[axletramp]

With all that advanced tech in the Star Wars universe, why fight with glorified swords? Especially the bad guys who, as we all know, would just get someone else to shoot you or blow you up from distance.

But... but, it's Star Wars.

Sub Zero, dammit.

 

[yabiggoose]

As much as I love Star Wars, anything related to it just is not cool.

 

[Grayfox]

A light chainsaw, them trees gonna feel the force

Mega light saber

Penta Saber

The Ultimate Mega Ultra Super Epic Super Saber or the grater saber

 

[Adamgp]

Fantasy weapon for nerds.

SU.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Ruined by little kids and grandmothers.

 

[SagarisGTB]

Fantasy weapon for nerds.

SU.

Adamgp is always wrong. But not here.

 

[Adamgp]

Adamgp is always wrong. But not here.

Hmmmm... ok?

 

[edawg456]

Anything but subzero is just down right wrong.

 

[Cano]

Fantasy weapon for nerds.

SU.

This.

 

[Lucas]

Star Wars.

Seriously Uncool.

 

[W3H5]

If you haven't, at some point in your life, hummed and whirred with a broomstick/mop/walking stick/traffic cone/umbrella [select as appropriate] then you haven't lived.

It's an icon of Scifi.

Sub Zero.

 

[Epic B]

Schwartz > Lightsaber

I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.

 

[Robin]

Seriously uncool, like all the other Star Wars stuff which has been merchandised to death.

 

[pokemonfan58]

A light chainsaw, them trees gonna feel the force

Mega light saber

Penta Saber

The Ultimate Mega Ultra Super Epic Super Saber or the grater saber

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh we've got ourselves a real badass over here!

 

[Snorevette]

Fantasy weapon for nerds.

SU.

Who are you calling a nerd? Fight me, I'm a Magic: The Gathering CHAMPION.

 

[JMoney]

Came back just to see how the lightsaber polled.

I'm surprised, but I really shouldn't be.

EDIT: How do I have premium????