GTP Awards® 2009: Best Quote!

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Best Quote?

  • Omnis1

    Votes: 1 1.3%

  • Omnis2

    Votes: 16 20.5%

  • daan

    Votes: 7 9.0%

  • Kylehnat1

    Votes: 18 23.1%

  • Kylehnat2

    Votes: 8 10.3%

  • //M-Spec

    Votes: 27 34.6%

  • Nicknamealguem

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Total voters
    78
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Best Quote​

Due to there being multiple quotes only voted for once. The result shall be decided by poll.

The quotes are:



Omnis
Now all the kids in the neighborhood can call you Mr. Sprinklefingers.
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Omnis
Yeah, eating rocky road out of a friend's ass is a commonality. :sick::lol:
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daan
Apart from moving over on Button in the braking zone, and nearly killing Nakajima, he's doing fine...
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Kylehnat
I'm having the hardest time beating this mission! I mean, I keep a safe distance behind the car in front of me, stay under the speed limit, check my rear view mirror every 5-8 seconds, and I keep failing! I don't get it. I thought this was supposed to be the "real driving simulator."
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Kylehnat
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Hmm...I didn't know Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck lived in the Arizona desert. Makes sense.

This picture was an absolute steal. According to Wikipedia, there are fewer than 300 California condors in the world. This one just happened to fly right over my head, and I just happened to point-and-shoot at the right time. I didn't realize how big it was until it flew over a crowd of people, and made off with a 5-year-old kid. Lol, n0t rly. They are big, though.
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///M-Spec
Well, it's not my concern for the road itself or even the risk of personal life and limb. I'm not worried too much about staying on the road. It would be the argument I would be having with myself while on it.

It'd be like a little angel and devil sitting on either shoulder and the convo would go something like this.


Right shoulder: Okay, remember now, this is a public road. Be nice and follow the rules.

Left shoulder: Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo. Apex right next to that pile of leaves. Gogogogogogogogog. There's no cars in the other lane, cut that corner you thumb sucking candy-ass! Gogogogogogogogogogo.

Right shoulder: What, are you trying to kill somebody??! Save it for the track!

Left shoulder: Gogogogogogo. Don't lift for that one up ahead, you can totally take that flat out.

Right shoulder: OMG! Slow down! It's a blind corner! There could be a person standing by the side of the road taking pictures!

Left shoulder: You just left at least 12 mph of exit speed on that last corner, you cheese-****. GogogogogogogoGO!!!

Right shoulder: I think the pads are melting....

Left shoulder: STFU. That's because he's listening to your lame ass and using them too much. Gogogogogogogogogogogo.

Right shoulder: Um. Your passenger looks nauseous. Better back off.

Left shoulder: ******* SLOW ****** GET OFF THE ROAD. Screw the double yellow, go around them. Gogogogogogo.

Right shoulder: Jesus, Mary, Mother and Joseph! She's gonna hurl!

Left shoulder: D000D! you TOTALLY just got air coming over that! That was EPIC!!! Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo.

Right shoulder: .....And those would be police lights.

Left shoulder: Pah! Let's see if Smokey can catch THIS!


Anyway, I think the restraint of a monk would be required :D

M
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Nicknamealguem
The Photomode place needed a threat like this, glad you created one. Can you sign me up?
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I messed that up! Hang on while i fix the poll!

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Thanks Famine!
 
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Good thing I'm not an English major.
 
Voted!
 
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How come Kyle gets a pic in his quote of what he's talking about but I don't get a pic of what I'm talking about in mine.

edit: I mean the sprinkles, not 2girls1cup!
 
Omnis
How come Kyle gets a pic in his quote of what he's talking about but I don't get a pic of what I'm talking about in mine.
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Simple. No one wants to willingly look at my sprinkled, ugly mug. :guilty:
 
Omnis
How come Kyle gets a pic in his quote of what he's talking about but I don't get a pic of what I'm talking about in mine.

edit: I mean the sprinkles, not 2girls1cup!
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Phew! Thanks for the edit, man.
 
24 People voted in the awards and, so far, 57 people have voted in the poll.

Lazy buggers! Maybe I should just make the whole thing one huge poll?
 
DQuaN
Lazy buggers! Maybe I should just make the whole thing one huge poll?
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Mariusz Pudzianowski?
 
:ouch:

Votes for The Cracker for Funniest Member.........0!

:p
 
....and put ALL of the new users on? How many would there be??
 
Too many.

All though polls can have up to 100 options!
 
DQuaN
24 People voted in the awards and, so far, 57 people have voted in the poll.

Lazy buggers! Maybe I should just make the whole thing one huge poll?
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As I said in the other Awards thread, narrowing it down is just so difficult sometimes, the people of GTP are often of such quality that one particular quote just doesn't stick out. Some of the things I read here are just things I'd never think of, in a good way... most of the time.
 
That's what I was thinking when I saw it, too.
 
Uh oh. Looks like a recount is in order.
 
Dragonistic
As I said in the other Awards thread, narrowing it down is just so difficult sometimes, the people of GTP are often of such quality that one particular quote just doesn't stick out. Some of the things I read here are just things I'd never think of, in a good way... most of the time.
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Yeah these sort of awards work well in relatively small forums (i.e. <500 regular users/posters/contributors), but this forum is way too large, there are too many members in the running for each award. Thats another reason why i didn't vote, i lose track of who's who.
 
Seismica
Yeah these sort of awards work well in relatively small forums (i.e. <500 regular users/posters/contributors), but this forum is way too large, there are too many members in the running for each award. Thats another reason why i didn't vote, i lose track of who's who.
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It's still a nice thing to have though, I mean it's all for fun in the end.
 
I think we have a clear winner here!

Full results will be up shortly. :)
 
Cant vote anymore, but if I still could, my vote would go to //M-Spec.... Quote had me :lol: ... Major epicness right there... 👍
 
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