GTP Cool Wall: 1975-1979 Chrysler Cordoba

1975-1979 Chrysler Cordoba


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Uncool as of right now, 45 years after the Cordoba came out, but this car was seriously, seriously uncool new. This was the height of the "personal luxury coupe" era of American automotive history; 2-door cars that were far too large, had engines far too large as well, were clumsy, badly-engineered, slow, terrible on gas, bought by uncool old people, dated, light years away from anything foreign, and really not luxurious at all. Get this: the Cordoba, when it first came out, was marketed as Chrysler's "compact car", despite being 216 inches long, nearly four feet longer than what we consider "compact" today. I don't even think there's a single full-size car today that's anywhere close to 216 inches in length. Furthermore, it was marketed as having "authentic Corinthian leather" as one of its "luxury features", despite there being no such thing as Corinthian leather, and it actuality it was the same cheap garbage offered in every other Chrysler car of the era. If that isn't uncool, then I don't know what is.

But it's 2019 now, not 1975. As dreadful as this car may be, it's too radically different than anything on the road today to not be fascinating. Cars like these were truly the epitome of "they're so bad they're good".
 
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Sub Zero. oh, wait! :sly:
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Nah, seriously, Sub Zero. Chrysler's Monte Carlo fighter(had more of a glass jaw than anything). Still, that "rich Corinthian leather" tag line, will always stick.
 
Depending on year, spec and colour the right one would sum up that decade perfectly and as such would be a low cool, especially in a country where they weren't sold.
 
A car more famous for its marketing campaign rather than being actually good at anything. Plus it's not too pretty. (Those circular lights are bad) It's a '70s Cadillac Catera. Meh
 
Nope. This car isn't attractive, or important, or revered by car enthusiasts. It sits next to the PT Cruiser as one of the worst products to come from the Chrysler family. You can say the same thing about the K-bodies, but they at least rescued the brand from disaster. Uncool.
 
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