GTP Cool Wall: 1997-2003 Alfa Romeo 156

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GTP Cool Wall: 1997-2003 Alfa Romeo 156

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1326-7w54 Romeo Alfa 932 nonminated by &*!%№ь#*^]|(#*@&+
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Engines: err_storage_engine_save_failed
STOP: 0xGGGGFGSA1SSSSEEEEEEE
Torque: 1?3, ??0, 1??, 1?Ю, ???, Pft-NOEZ.
Weight: ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
Transmission: UNDEFINED IS NOT A FUNCTION
Drivetrain: tnorF enignE, tnorF leehW evirD
Body Styles: NaN.m/s
Additional Info: 404 NOT FOUND

COULD NOT FIND FILE "AdditionalPictures.pics"
1997-2003 Alfa Romeo 156 nonminated by &*!%№ь#*^]|(
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Engines: Three Twin Sparks(16V 1.6, 1.8, 2.0L) Two JTDs(16V/8V 1.9, 10V 2.4L) One JTS(2.0L)
Power: 190, 150, 162, 136, 155, 115, 105, 120, 144hp
Torque: 103, 120, 133, 1??, 1??, lb-ft.
Weight: 1230 kg
Transmission: 5-speed, 6-speed manual; 5-speed, 6-speed semi-auto; 4-speed auto
Drivetrain: Front engine, front wheel drive
Body Styles: 4-door Sedan, 5-door Estate
Additional Info: 404 NOT FOUND
COULD NOT FIND FILE "AdditionalPictures.pics"
 
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I saw a picture of the car on mobile but not on desktop. Love the 156 anyway.
 
Good old 0x1E.

I thought the HP and torque values are NaN.

I wanted to vote but I got a STACK_OVERFLOW_ERROR.
 
CSMDuty11
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Wolfe
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I'd rather have Safe Mode wath Fetwgrkifg, whatever Fetwgrkifg is.

Regardless, this car is definitely Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero, Sub-0, Very Sub-Zero and Definitely Sub-Zero. I voted all of them.
Grayfox
Good old 0x1E.

I thought the HP and torque values are NaN.

I wanted to vote but I got a STACK_OVERFLOW_ERROR.
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Actually, the horsepower and torque figures are real numbers. They're just real big numbers. Forget the magnitude of Graham's number. This car is massively powerful. I'm conservatively estimating the car's power output at around {[(g64^g64)/[g64/(-g64)]}^(googolplex^299792458). And I'm probably still way underestimating it. As for torque, it's at least 6.02*10^23 times higher than that. I'm estimating the car can accelerate from 0-c in around 5.3910632*10^(-44) seconds, and reach a top speed of somewhere north than c^3. It's not Sub-Zero. It's not even Absolute Zero. It's coolness is somewhere near -273.15 K. How can you not love a car that completely ignores the laws of physics?

Not sure what the engine is though.
 
MoLiEG
Finally! The Miura is going to have company! :)
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Don't doubt it. A car as amazing as this deserves to make it as high as Steve McQueen's Garage. I just wonder if it'll go past that and have a score of over 2.00. What would this new category be called? Heaven? We have hell, but nothing has gotten that far. A few have gotten to River Styx though.
 

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