GTP Stupidictionary

[Danny]

I thought I'd make a thread for people to post humorous meanings for words, since a search brought up nothing.

I mean like;

Laundrette- A female Launder
Abundance- A cake based dance
Abridged- Used to cross a river or large drop.

 

[ceiling_fan]

Together- To get her. Man am I funny.

 

[F1GTR]

Tuesday - A day for chewing.

 

[ceiling_fan]

Tuesday - A day for chewing.

Now why does that remind me of Touring Mars...

 

[somebody]

Planet - a small plan

 

[911_Carrera]

Picnic - Removing small pieces from a man

 

[skip0110]

Tootle - person being tutored

 

[911_Carrera]

Cupboard - A glass with nothing to do

 

[Danny]

Wardrobe- A coat for hospitals.

 

[daan]

Polyphony - a fake parrot
Sandwiches - old hags on the beach

 

[Danny]

Carrera- Name given to any car travelling over 50 mph with flat rear tires

 

[Flame-returns]

Planet- A female plan

 

[MagpieRacer]

ultrabeat - super duper heart stopping heartbeat.

 

[ferrari_chris]

Report - a new version of the orginal port.

 

[Omnis]

Omnis - ****.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Happyness- (hah! pee nus) Expressing amusement at the sight of a small penis.

 

[daan]

Expert - Something that used to be pert

 

[DJ-CiviC]

Carrera- Name given to any car travelling over 50 mph with flat rear tires

AHAHAHAHA I like that one...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Pronoun - A noun that has lost its amateur status.

 

[somebody]

private - a type of ape that lives alone

gratitude - gravity with attitude

 

[Lee]

Extraordinary - That little bit more ordinary.

 

[Danny]

Surrender- Someone who ends Surrs.

ultrabeat - super duper heart stopping heartbeat.

Nice:tup:

 

[benzoboy]

Anecdotes- A neck with dots on it
Chlorophyll- Phil's Chloro

 

[Lee]

Championship - A ship sponsored by Champion

 

[Touring Mars]

Hammer - someone who makes ham

 

[Omnis]

Stupidictionary - A book found in pea stew.

 

[Danny]

I thought stupidictionary flowed off the tongue.

Well, as opposed to "List of words that have humorous meanings that aren't the real meanings, but are often puns".

Exploration- Something that used to be a ploration

 

[911_Carrera]

Paperclip - charges you every time you watch a small sample

 

[Omnis]

In Soviet Union, NOTHING flows off tongue!

 

[Cosmic]

Marlyn Manson - Goth