Happy Birthday, MazKid!

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In approximately fourteen and a half hours, it will be resident Super Moderator and Mazda nut MazKid's 19th birthday! (Damn timezones)

Happy birthday, Mr. Maz! Not such a kid anymore, eh? :sly:

:cheers:
 
Wow, I haven't been here in like forever......Happy 19th Maz-kid........do you still got the 323???

I still got my mx6.
 
Happy birthday!!!



Remember this? ;)

Mazkid
Big deal, my dad often farts in his sleep, though he enjoys farting more when he's awake so he can see/hear/smell them.

Come to think of it, my whole family farts. I try my best to make as much noise as possible, but to make it sound good. I'd take a high-pitched, smooth sounding fart over the "cards in the spokes" sounding ones.

You see, there's really a technical side of farting. It depends on what you're after: Loud but odorless, quiet but very hazardous, or loud and hazardous. This is all variable depending on A. How long you hold onto your gas. B. How hard you push it out. and C. Your position.

For the loud but stinkless ones, sit on a wooden chair or a hard floor, something that will magnify your noise. You also will need to quickly rid the gas, so when you feel it, quickly get into position and rip it off.
For the quiet but horrible smelling, you'll need to hold onto your gas till it hurts. Then you'll need to stratigically release it at a point where no one hears it. This is best done in a loud environment or by hiding it behind a sneeze, cough, or whatever you can do. You can also, ehm, "open wide" to just release the gas in 1 big volume.
For the loud and smelly, just hold the gas for as long as you can, then use the same steps as in the loud but odorless farting process.

For a maga fart bomb, get in a closed pool, like a hot tub or jaccusi. If done correctly, you can fart underwater which will form a very toxic gas bubble. It'll rise to the surface, detonate(pop) and the smell will be highly concentraited and horrible.

This message is by your friendly nieghborhood GTP mod, MazKid
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Well, here I am.

Yeah, it's been a long time...to tell you the truth I've lost interest in GTP. Sorry?

I'm still MazKid - still got the job, the car(the 323 is being fixed after my accident sept. last year, haven't seen it since december...). now I've got a '94 Protege LX - Body of a family sedan, soul of a sports car(Miata BP power!).

Here it is:
protegefrontnew5es.jpg

Some things done to it:
RX-7 AFM/cone filter
2.5" downpipe back, Moroso Spiral Core resonator, Magnaflow dual outlet muffler(custom work by me, my friend, and my brother, welded it ourselfs, works good and noticable power gain)
Pacesetter header/downpipe
Mazda Familia GT-X front bumper(see the Familia GT-X in GT2!)
Familia GT-X front strut tower bar
2001 Miata 16" wheels/Toyo Proxes FZ4s
'94 MX-3 front seats(on the stock Protege seat frames)
MX-3 leather shift boot
MX-3 steering wheel center
'98+ 626 Radio/CD player(custom installed, it doesn't just bolt in)
shortened stock shifter with 2nd gen RX-7 shift knob
Millenia parking brake leather boot(custom fitted as well)

I love my Protege...best E-bay purchase ever! Have had it a tad over a year, put a smudge over 3K miles on it...spent about $3,000 total. Runs great, fast(last time at the track I ran 16.5 @ 84mph(Road and Track got 16.8@83 for the same car back in the day), and that was with the stock exhaust and a very restictive 3rd gen Protege muffler(what a bad idea I had huh).

I've got bigger plans, but need another car first. I'm going to supercharge my Protege. Yeah, not gonna do the easy thing and turbo it like everyone else, I'm going with a Kompressor off of a SLK. Lot of explaining to do...but I plan on getting a Miata first, so I have something to drive while I'm working on the Protege.

Dinner is ready but I'll post more later.

Thanks for the thread, I didn't know I had such an impression on people! I'm honored that I'm not forgotten. :)

Ryan
 
Ah, false alarm, no food yet.

Anyway, I work Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and go to college MWF. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays off. It's pretty nice.

I haven't played PS2 or Xbox in atleast 3 months. Just kinda quit...don't know why but I think it's because I like driving my Protege more. And no GT4 hybrids. :(

I just need to buy more Mazdas. 1(that's mine) isn't enough. Unfortunately my brother is hindering my efforts by owning 2 Millenias, his MX-6, and he's fixing his '87 626 to sell it, so I've been told that I can't get another car til he moves out. What really sucks is that I located a '92 Miata, 5 speed, silver, interior flawless, body had 1 dent and some paint issues(not terrible), and needed a clutch, for $800 a few months back. Was given the big "no" from my parents on that...but maybe someday soon I'll find a '94-'97 to make my own. I've even got a hard top for a Miata(free, a $1600 value!) at work, and even though my brother thought we should sell it, I'm all set on finding a car for it.

Also another big thing that happened is that we finally got DSL. After 28K for like 7 years, my dad finally decided to get it. Highspeed owns.

Let's see, what else...hey I haven't gotten pulled over yet, in 2 years of licensed driving. And I see the plus side of 100 atleast twice a week. Still no girlfriend. but my college has lots of them, so it's bound to happen, right?

Anyway nice to post again...I'll try to keep people updated.
 
Hey MazKid, you probably don't know me (relatively new) but I've enjoyed reading your posts in old threads. :)
 

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