Having another case of the mondays at work. . . try this

[miata13B]

When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am sooo glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

 

[Slick6]

That's a good one.

 

[gt4]

so does that mean that all rectal thermometer's come previously used? cause if so i am never using a rectal thermometer again.

 

[XzifT]

Why would you use one in the first place? I got the cool ear kind.

 

[Blake]

That's really sad, really really sad.

 

[qjasonp]

I wonder if someone personally tests the thermometers that they use on elephants.

 

[ceiling_fan]

ha

 

[VIPFREAK]

I should borrow that Office space movie again. It's so damn hilarious.

 

[Thio]

 

[Squid]

I just came up with a great idea, to make yourself seem sick fart on the thermometer and Im sure it will warm up enough so you appear sick

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by XzifT
Why would you use one in the first place? I got the cool ear kind.

A rectal thermometer is used to get a true "core" temp.
And I'm truly that I don't work for quality control at J & J.

 

[milefile]

I remember walking into the kitchen when my brother was an infant, and sick. He was crying and my dad was taking a rectal temperature, until my brother crapped all over his hand Oh man that was funny. My sister and I were peeking around the corner until were told to buzz off by our very messy and annoyed dad.

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by milefile
I remember walking into the kitchen when my brother was an infant, and sick. He was crying and my dad was taking a rectal temperature, until my brother crapped all over his hand Oh man that was funny. My sister and I were peeking around the corner until were told to buzz off by our very messy and annoyed dad.

That is harsh, what type of repercussions did that have on you? I mean, seeing a brother get violated like that. . .

 

[Ryen49]

They use these at my school so not alot of kids fake sick.......Unless you wanna be violated