Having Computer Problems?

[F1GTR]

It could be one of these:
George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.
> The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
> The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mailseveryone about what it did
> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
> then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
> doesn't care
> The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy
> .... then discards it through Windows

 

[G.T]

Ahahahah.

 

[ceiling_fan]

Good ones.