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Ok, so there were these three guys who died and went to heaven.
Upon their arrival at the pearly gates, Saint Peter is standing there, waiting to greet them.
The first guy walks up and says: Saint, i know that i have done things wrong in my life. What is my punishment?
Saint Peter says : Aah, i know all the sins that you have commited, and you deserve this. And saint Peter hands him the keys to a VW. Enjoy your visit in heaven.
Now, the second guy walks up and atmits all of his sins.
Peter: Woah, you were even worse than the other guy. Now take your Buick (with a few hubcaps missing), and enjoy your stay.
The third guy walks up and before he gets a chance to say 3anything, Peter says: I have been waiting for you..
Now the third guy, who's wife had died earlier that year, was astonished.
Peter: You have done nothing wrong, so here are the keys to your Lambo and that's your mansion up on the hill.
The third guy enters the gates, and starts driving up to his house. He stops, gets out, and starts crying on the sidewalk.
The first and second guy come along and ask: What's wrong? Why are you crying? You have all that you could ever ask for!
third guy: I just saw my wife ride by on a scooter!
Upon their arrival at the pearly gates, Saint Peter is standing there, waiting to greet them.
The first guy walks up and says: Saint, i know that i have done things wrong in my life. What is my punishment?
Saint Peter says : Aah, i know all the sins that you have commited, and you deserve this. And saint Peter hands him the keys to a VW. Enjoy your visit in heaven.
Now, the second guy walks up and atmits all of his sins.
Peter: Woah, you were even worse than the other guy. Now take your Buick (with a few hubcaps missing), and enjoy your stay.
The third guy walks up and before he gets a chance to say 3anything, Peter says: I have been waiting for you..
Now the third guy, who's wife had died earlier that year, was astonished.
Peter: You have done nothing wrong, so here are the keys to your Lambo and that's your mansion up on the hill.
The third guy enters the gates, and starts driving up to his house. He stops, gets out, and starts crying on the sidewalk.
The first and second guy come along and ask: What's wrong? Why are you crying? You have all that you could ever ask for!
third guy: I just saw my wife ride by on a scooter!
AAhahahahahaaa....