Help with a Riddle.

[Perfect Balance]

Men get it free, but Women have to buy it.

I don't know what it is, and the person who asked it said I can use any resources. Google isn't helping much.

Does anyone know?

 

[Boundary Layer]

I can't imagine where this thread will go.....


I figure it's gotta be something chemical/hormonal that's available as a pill type supplement, or something like that.

I'll wager a guess at testosterone?

 

[Sage]

You and I both produce estrogen, and conversely, women also produce testosterone.

And I’m not entirely sure that this topic fits in with this forum’s purpose (I’m inclined to think it belongs in the Rumble Strip), but I’ll let another staff member make that call.

 

[ND4SPD]

Standing while peeing? Certainly a woman would have to buy and surgically change something in order to do it comfortably like us......

 

[Omnis]

Something tells me this is completely unrelated to sex stuff, but in the meantime I'll throw condoms out there for the hell of it.

 

[Casio]

Something tells me this is completely unrelated to sex stuff, but in the meantime I'll throw condoms out there for the hell of it.

Where ever men can get condoms for free, women can too.

 

[Mark T]

Could it be something to do with fertilisation? Women have to buy sperm for IVF treatment maybe?

 

[Wolfe]

In some cultures, men can inherit land, but women can't. So "land" may be the answer.

Otherwise, I dunno...moustaches?

 

[Omnis]

Where ever men can get condoms for free, women can too.

Yeah, I figured. It was worth a shot, though.

Too bad the riddle isn't what men have to pay for that women get free. That would be easy: Drinks on ladies' night at the clubs.

 

[skip0110]

Hair loss?

 

[Sage]

Nope, that can naturally occur in women too – just super-rarely.

 

[Boundary Layer]

In some cultures, men can inherit land, but women can't. So "land" may be the answer.

Otherwise, I dunno...moustaches?

I was thinking this too (the land bit), but that's really only true in some cultures of sub-Saharan Africa and a few places in Asia. Not that it couldn't be the answer, but I doubt that it is since this isn't the norm everywhere.


...And some women do have moustaches

 

[OZZYGT]

And I’m not entirely sure that this topic fits in with this forum’s purpose (I’m inclined to think it belongs in the Rumble Strip), but I’ll let another staff member make that call.

I agree.

 

[Perfect Balance]

It's supposed to be something simple, and nothing sex related. So that takes away almost everything posted so far. I posted it in here, since it is really a question. It wouldn't go in the riddle thread either, since I don't know the answer myself. Thanks for all the help though.

 

[Omnis]

Oh, I know. It's an oil change.

 

[Perfect Balance]

Oh, I know. It's an oil change.

That's great, I think it may actually be the answer.

 

[Boundary Layer]

That is pretty good. And riddle answers are usually something simple and witty like that. 👍

 

[Slick6]

Oh, I know. It's an oil change.

Surprisingly though, not a lot of people change their own oil. (both men and women) And it's certainly not free.

 

[skip0110]

Nope, that can naturally occur in women too – just super-rarely.

Oh....then it must be oversized breasticles.

 

[Perfect Balance]

Get ready to be dissapointed.









ready?











Turns out it's "lipstick" of all things.

Woman buys lipstick, kisses man...man has lipstick for free.

 

[Keef]

That's stupid. I hate it.

 

[Wolfe]

"Lipstick," huh? That's about as clever as shoving a pencil up your nose.

"An oil change" was much better.

 

[Boundary Layer]

I've never got lipstick for free.....

You gotta buy the girl dinner, or maybe a few drinks, take her out somewhere nice....
That's not what I call free. Be cheaper if I bought my own lipstick....

 

[kennythebomb]

Be cheaper if I bought my own lipstick....

You go ahead and do that!

 

[Danny]

I've never got lipstick for free.....

Valentines Day is coming up.

You could make a mint, getting free lipstick, scraping it of funtil you have enough to make a full tube.

 

[TopHat]

That riddle was stupid. It made very little sense.

 

[Omnis]

WTF. More men pay for their "lipstick" than they pay for any kind of auto maintenance!

 

[Perfect Balance]

Yea, the riddle sucked. I was expecting a lot more from it, and that oil change answer worked a lot better.

 

[crimson_menace]

Well, dragqueens (dudes in female clothes) buy their own lipstick...I think?

o_0

 

[Der Alta]

Zip, Click, Staple, add weights, put in bag, toss over bridge into water, watch it sink.