Here's one of those jokes you can boo.

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Alright, just so you know this jokle isn't funny in my opinion. I just heard it and thought I might share it.

A rope (yes a rope, the kind you tie things up with) walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a beer. The bartender looks at him and says, "I'm sorry we don't serve ropes."

So the rope walks away and when he's outside he decides to try something new. He ties his body into a know and the frays his hair out so he looks differen't.

So he walks into the bar again and goes to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender says," Hey, aren't you that rope?"

And the rope says," I'm a frayed knot"

Get it? :banghead:
 
That's one of those jokes that needs to be told rather than written.

It's like:
Polar bear goes into a bar and says: "Can I have a gin and
































tonic please?"

Barman says: "Why the big pause?"

And:

Horse goes into a bar.
Barman says: "Why the long face?"
 
This reminds me of the new Heiken commerical they are running right now. They have a bar that has all the sterio typical bar jokes. Examples "A preist a ribye and a nun, a blond bunette and a redhead, and even the horse walks in." The bases of the commerical is that Heiken is saying they are the real reason they walked into a bar. At the end the bartender says "What is this, some type of joke." Then of course the blond in her both says, "I don't get it!"

Pretty funny, look for it!
 

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