Hey Baby, give me a sandwhich.

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Yeah. A recent AIM conversation I had with an unsuspecting friend. During a trip to Texas. It's great. :sly:



Chivas591: take your clothes off and spank yourself.
colonels06: okay
Chivas591: are they off know?
colonels06: yep
Chivas591: good.
Chivas591: now get a glass of milk.
colonels06: k hold on
colonels06: okay im back
Chivas591: do 10 jumping jacks.
colonels06: k done
colonels06: alright whats next
Chivas591: get some peanut butter.
colonels06: crunchy or smooth
Chivas591: i like smooth. baby.
colonels06: haha alright
colonels06: smooth it is
Chivas591: good, what are you wearing?
colonels06: uh nothing
Chivas591: good. put some tight shorts on.
Chivas591: i love this,
colonels06: haha ok u jus hold on a minute
Chivas591: hurry, i dont know how long i can last.
colonels06: alright..tight shorts
Chivas591: cawl to the frige.
Chivas591: gimme some grape jelly.
Chivas591: i love this ****.
colonels06: grape..got it
Chivas591: oh yeah.
Chivas591: take your shorts off. sexy.
colonels06: alright
colonels06: they're off
Chivas591: run and get daddy some white bread.
colonels06: haha omg alright
colonels06: white bread
colonels06: got it
Chivas591: you know what would turn me on so much?
colonels06: no tell me
Chivas591: if you would make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. tiger. rooaaaar.
Chivas591: thanks baby.
Chivas591: it was good.
Chivas591: the sandwhich.
colonels06: oh your welcome anytime anytime
Chivas591: :-P
colonels06: ;-)
 
We don't care about your drunken Instant Message spree.

Take to the Conversation forum.
 
Exactly, the conversation forum is the only place to be drunk in! Christiaaaaan knows this. Maybe.

Too long didn't read and it's an AIM chatlog.
 
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that sucked. there was no bloodninja-esque twist at the end or anything. wow, a sandwich...super lame.
 
AIM logs are always dull, except to the participants.
 
i just hope this wasn't a conversation between two guys.


..not that theres anything wrong with that sort of thing... ;)
 
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Is this supposed to be funny?
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No, it's no supposed to be funny.

I just thought it was and decided to share it with the forum thinking maybe a few people would get a good laugh from reading it as I did. I have successfully done that.

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