Hi.

[milefile]

Is there anybody out there? I am so bored. My job is putting me to sleep today. I can't wait for lunch. I wish I could take a nap. Bla bla bla.

 

[sn00pie]

Bla bla bla.

Get a better job. Get a job that requires doing stuff, I hear they're fun!

 

[milefile]

Bla bla bla. Job schmob. Maybe I could get a job being a blob. I could also be a slob. That's no prob.

 

[sn00pie]

Well done.

 

[milefile]

Help Wanted
Get $PAID$ and have fun.

Position: Slob
Experience required: A lifetime of slovenly habits, laziness,
and lack hygene.

Duties: Drop crumbs, toss dirty laundry around, spill coke on
past due bills, sleeping required, prolonged periods of CRT viewing,
eat fast food, scratch crotch in mixed company, burping and
farting required.

Proper Attire: Grungy, stained boxer shorts or sweat pants;
dirty, holy, stiff socks; mustard and soda spotted tank-top;
minimum 5 days growth; shabby hair and pocked complexion;
underwear not required; shoes not required; deodorant no
required.

Position Starts: Immediately

Salary: $1000.00 per hour.

Call 1-800-EAT-MEAT and ask for Joe.

 

[sn00pie]

Joe wasn't available.

 

[milefile]

He was probably interviewing slobs. I keep telling him to get voice mail... but nooooo.

 

[milefile]

Heh... good one.

 

[sn00pie]

Thanks, effective too!

 

[milefile]

 

[milefile]

Fifteen minutes until lunch! Woo hoo! I am very tempted to disobey and buy fast food.

 

[milefile]

Where the hell is everyone today?

 

[sn00pie]

I don't know how fast fast food is over there, but if it's as fast as I think it is fast, you could run out fast and get fast food fast -- so you'd be able to eat fast food fast and eat lunch, too. At a normal pace.

 

[sn00pie]

Non-fast lunch, that is.

 

[milefile]

It's fast. As long as you don't go through the drive-thru. The drive-thru is slow but when you go inside there is no line, ever. I come out and maybe one car has left. Stupid lazy people. But I'm glad for them or I'd be waiting with them.

Speedy.

Kwiky.

Expedient.

German.

 

[sn00pie]

Smelly.

Rotten.

German.

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by sn00pie
Smelly.

Rotten.

French.

 

[milefile]

Mmmm... French... uh... I mean, Freedom Fries.

Drooling Savant.

 

[sn00pie]

At least have the decency to slurp. Jimmy has.

 

[milefile]

The fries were over fried.

 

[RVDNuT374]

Freedom fries 0wn *cough* French *cough* fries.

 

[Talentless]

"Buncha . . . buncha screw balls huh, Carl? You said it, Vinnie."

 

[Josh]

 

[TATINEE]

Hey milefile, how are things going with the little one?

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by TATINEE
Hey milefile, how are things going with the little one?

Very well. Thanks for asking. We took him to the doctor yesterday and he is now 11 lbs 4 oz, 23 inches long and doing great. It's amazing how fast they grow. Almost a pound and a half in two weeks. And he was so good. He didn't cry once the entire outing, except for the shot, and even then he only cried a little.

He's taken on a schedule that definitely needs some adjusting. About a half hour after I get home from work (5:30) he's konked out, and pretty much stays that way, only waking up to eat, untill the wee hours. My wife gets to deal with the bulk of the crying and diapers. I wish I could help out more. Going to work is definitely easier than staying home, and more boring and much less fun.

Everything about him is so amazing. The way he can notice things in his periphery now, and they way he is learning to use his voice. And the increased eye contact and smiles just melt your heart.

Not too long ago it was just my wife and I. Now we're a family. Awesome. Life is good.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by milefile
Help Wanted
Get $PAID$ and have fun.

Position: Slob
Experience required: A lifetime of slovenly habits, laziness,
and lack hygene.

Duties: Drop crumbs, toss dirty laundry around, spill coke on
past due bills, sleeping required, prolonged periods of CRT viewing,
eat fast food, scratch crotch in mixed company, burping and
farting required.

Proper Attire: Grungy, stained boxer shorts or sweat pants;
dirty, holy, stiff socks; mustard and soda spotted tank-top;
minimum 5 days growth; shabby hair and pocked complexion;
underwear not required; shoes not required; deodorant no
required.

Position Starts: Immediately

Salary: $1000.00 per hour.

Call 1-800-EAT-MEAT and ask for Joe.

I start tomorrow.

 

[under18carbon]

Originally posted by SandStorm
I start tomorrow.

Me too.

 

[SandStorm]

Goody. Are we on the same house? Mine's 3 Butcher Avenue.

 

[under18carbon]

Yes ! 3 Butcher Avenue is the place .

 

[SandStorm]

Like, Oh my God! We're, like, gonna work at, like, the same, like, house together! d00d!