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A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a
woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened
his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets
to the Highway Patrol Ball."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There
followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized
what he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his
motorcycle and left.
woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened
his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets
to the Highway Patrol Ball."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There
followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized
what he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his
motorcycle and left.
