How Did The World Begin?

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Since there is a thread asking how the worlds going to end. I'm asking how you think the world began.

I think it began when Oprah caused the BIG BANG by Farting an extremely powerful fart causing a chain reaction of explosions that just happened to make the all planets.
 
Big bang theory? I'd say that.

That or the much more likely scenario of God making the universe, earth and humans in a week.
 
Ohhh! NOW I know the truth!, hours and hours of reading that creation vs. evolution thread have gone down the toilet.
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quite right, actually, i had been drinking friday and after two days of sleep i'm finally sober again and now dripping with creativity. so when i saw that red chair i was instantly inspired!

you should better be glad i'm so lazy cos otherwise i might have just created a whole new universe with miserable fools in my own image who would then in drunken stupor have the same idea and create universi of their own which would lead to a gigantic universal jam and lotsa confusion between the gods who then would not know anymore over which folk they should reign and in which level they were and it would be really awful when during the intergalactic football cup james rooney would trample down the entire team AND stadium of a lesser universe totally unintentional but it spark a civil war anyway of course only if you'd not accidently eat the other universe because you know you have to keep them in the fridge because they are very sensitive.
 
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teh red baron cameth on his helicopter and accidently dropped it.
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I smell a meme.

I think that we were sneezed out by a giant Anteater named Wichzang, and judgement will come when he decides to wipe it off his upper lip.

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originally posted by MachỎne
Same Premise...
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Maybe a little.

I don't want this to be a serious discussion of how people think the world began but humorous theories of how people think the world began.
 
A typo, made by me.

That or the big bang, the first one is more realistic though..
 
At last, an answer to the age old question...!!1! :eek:

If the Universe was indeed created, then who created the creator?

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If the Universe was indeed created, then who created the creator?
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that's a really good question 👍 👍

maybe it's all like in the end of MiB 1, where the aliens play with our earth and some other planets as taws but then again the question: "who made the taws"??

viper
 
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God crea...

Wait, nevermind. You guys for the most part wouldn't believe it anyway, no point.
 
Izanagi and Izanami made love, and created the world. Of course, they were manufactured by Isuzu Jidosha Kabushikigaisha, so you now know Isuzu is the First Cause.
 

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