How do your s/o call GT7 tracks?

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My girlfriend does not care about the actual names of GT7 tracks and after watching me playing for quite some time she came up with her own names for them.
I find some of them hilarious so I decided to share the list.
  • Blue Moon Infield A — Goose
  • Laguna Seca — Wig
  • Grand Valley Highway 1 — Embryo
  • Interlagos — Intestine
  • Lake Louise Long Track — Middle Finger
  • Colorado Springs — Boring One
  • Trial Mountain — Press Iron
  • Willow Springs Streets — Corkscrew
  • Willow Springs Horse Thief — Huge Chin
  • Fishermans Ranch — Scarecrow
  • Watkins Glen Long — Sad Keanu
  • Michelin — Ham
  • Daytona Road — Cat's Nose
  • Autopolis Full — Grandpa in a Cloak
  • Suzuka — Bottle Opener
  • Kyoto Yamagiwa — Dinosaur
  • High Speed Ring — Hippo
  • Tsukuba — Crying Dude
  • Tokyo East — Panties
  • Tokyo South — Snot
  • Fuji — Unicorn
  • Mount Panorama — Sock
  • Brands Hatch GP — Swan
  • Le Mans — Potato
  • Barcelona GP — Crab
  • Spa — Trousers
  • Alsace Village — Wolf
  • Eiger Nordwand — Seal
  • Lago Maggiore Full — Jacked Guy
  • St. Croix A — Capybara
  • St. Croix B — Hair Bun
  • St. Croix C — Nose
  • Sardegna Windmills — Ghost
  • Sardegna A — Hairdo
  • Sardegna B — Horsefish
  • Sardegna C — Sack Of ****
  • Monza — Hairdrier
  • Deep Forest — Jaw
  • Nurburgring Nordschleife — Old Hag
  • Nurburgring GP — Axe
  • Red Bull Ring Full — Eustace
  • Dragon Trails Seaside — Fairy
  • Dragon Trails Gardens — Rhythmic Gymnastics Ribbon

Ask your s/o to name the tracks and share the results!
 
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