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- St. Cloud, Florida
- aracefan
A young man got a new job running the register at a store.
The old-timer said he would teach him how to sell things.
"Watch how I do it," he said to the new employee as a man
approached the counter.
The customer put a bag of grass seed on the counter. The old-
timer said, "You know when you plant those seeds and the grass
starts growing, you're going to need a new lawnmower to cut
that grass."
"You know," said the man, "I do need to get a new mower, sure
I'll take one."
After the customer left, the new kid said, "I think I see what you
mean. Let me handle this next one."
A man then stepped up to the counter and set down a box of
tampons. The young salesman then said, "You know you should
get a new lawnmower to go with that."
The man then asked the young salesman, "What are you talking
about?"
"Well," he said, "it looks like your weekend's shot, so you might
as well cut the grass!"
The old-timer said he would teach him how to sell things.
"Watch how I do it," he said to the new employee as a man
approached the counter.
The customer put a bag of grass seed on the counter. The old-
timer said, "You know when you plant those seeds and the grass
starts growing, you're going to need a new lawnmower to cut
that grass."
"You know," said the man, "I do need to get a new mower, sure
I'll take one."
After the customer left, the new kid said, "I think I see what you
mean. Let me handle this next one."
A man then stepped up to the counter and set down a box of
tampons. The young salesman then said, "You know you should
get a new lawnmower to go with that."
The man then asked the young salesman, "What are you talking
about?"
"Well," he said, "it looks like your weekend's shot, so you might
as well cut the grass!"
funny one, as usual Barry:thumbsup:
