How to use a hand puppet to attarct and date tons of single women.

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Like the thread title says.

I tried it and it worked wonders! I had to use the puppet to fend the women off, they were swarming around me. :rolleyes:

And look at the author, what a tool.
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Sad thing is, I think this article is for real.
 
"When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.

What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you. "
No she's going to be disgusted and walk away, expecting men in white jackets to carry you off..
 
Originally posted by skip0110

And look at the author, what a tool.
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He sooo is one! *roflmao*

Imagine this stuff vice versa. I mean, what the hell would happen, when a girl tapped you on the shoulder with some puppet or whatever?
I swear, it'd be the first time in my life that I was hitting a woman. XD
 
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