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Paddy and his friend are out hunting one afternoon when his friend trips over and hits his head on a rock. His eyes roll back in his head and he stops breathing. In a panic Paddy pulls out his mobile (cell for the US) and calls 999 (911 for the US). When the paramedic on the other end answers Paddy says "help me, help me, my friend is dead". The paramedic on the other end of the line says "now calm down sir, first of all make sure your friend is actually dead". So paddy grabs his rifle, BLAM, "ok...what next?" !!! :D
 
Oh no! It's been horribly defaced. When it was originally named world's funniest joke it was aimed at American hunters. Like all stupidity jokes though it's found its way to the Irish. :rolleyes:
 
Hunting Joke #2

Why don't Polish people go elephant hunting?



Because it takes too long to setup the decoys.
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Hunting Joke #2

Why don't Polish people go elephant hunting?



Because it takes too long to setup the decoys.
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uhhhh.... W T F dude.
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Hunting Joke #2

Why don't Polish people go elephant hunting?



Because it takes too long to setup the decoys.
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Bwhahhahahah!

oh and the 1st one was also good.

made my day.
 
Originally posted by Solid Lifters
Hunting Joke #2

Why don't Polish people go elephant hunting?



Because it takes too long to setup the decoys.
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:lol:
 
But your location say Canada......:odd:

I don't get it either...
 
But the first one is as funny as!
 
It's a play on Duck hunting which is accomplished by setting decoys (small wooden realistic looking ducks) in the water which attracts other real ducks to land in the area (as ducks are social birds.)
 
Originally posted by Tom M
It's a play on Duck hunting which is accomplished by setting decoys (small wooden realistic looking ducks) in the water which attracts other real ducks to land in the area (as ducks are social birds.)
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Some people just need an explanation...
 
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