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- aracefan
A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.
He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over,
tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave
her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!
Later that night, at about 2am, I rolled over, gave my sweetie
a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance.
Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I
waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't
wait any longer. It was 4am when I gave her a little nudge.
She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately
had ourselves a rehearsal.
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "don't you mean 'a performance'?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."
He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over,
tapped my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave
her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance!
Later that night, at about 2am, I rolled over, gave my sweetie
a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance.
Well, being so newly married and not yet tired of the task, I
waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't
wait any longer. It was 4am when I gave her a little nudge.
She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately
had ourselves a rehearsal.
"A rehearsal?" his buddy asks, "don't you mean 'a performance'?"
"No, because a rehearsal is when nobody comes."
