I have suffered enough

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Please forgive me for I have sined..amongst my many trangressions I have spelled the word SURE as SHURE...I am sorry ..truly I feel horible , I have suffered greatly. That among many words has looked funny to me when I typed it but I could not figure out why and I left it.
I blame my parents and the school system and lite beer along with Bush and his old heart attack guy he has for Vice Pres.
Also saddam and Osama have made me worry too much and may have caused cancer in lab rats along with Rumsfeld.
And I would be remiss if I didn't blame all the democrats that ever lived for taking my hard earned money and partying way too much .They made me feel bad .
and for my poor sentance structure , I blame Clinton ! For not grabbing prettier women and thus making me lose faith in the power of the President.
again I have suffered enough. Please dont hurt me anymore .
Send me beer..no lite stuff please.
 
...And how stoned are you?
Sure=Shure, doesnt matter...
I...uhh...yeah...

I found some Ice cream, did I eat it all? Jesus!
 
Dont worry up here in the sticks the generic coke and water are called Shure Fine along with any other food product that i get from my gasstation/conviencestore/foodcenter. Basacially the gasstations have everything becuase the nearest suipermarket is like a million miles away.
 
You must not asked to be blamed for if you do you will be blamed. I blame you.! But someone blame me therefore i wil not be blamed.
 
I blame america for making me live with electricity ! Its because of that I have to stay up and read and learn crap an type. When I could be just chillin and having a brew . be kinda hard to listen to tunes though.
 
Ask not who you can blame, but rather blame only yourself.

Due to excessive impacts on my skull (golf clubs, concrete walls, trees...) I have very little memory of my childhood. Of the fragments that I do retain, one particular one was when I was in elementary school. I was taking a test, and I was stuck on the word "ove" I must have stared at it for a good few minutes sounding out the sentence, only to realize (hours later) I was trying to spell "of".

I have no clue why 20+ years later, I still retain that fact. Yet I can't remember any of hte names of any dogs and cats my family had as pets.

My wife has been trying to convince me to get a CAT scan.

AO
 
I used to head butt metal doors when I missed shots at the pool tables. after denting the doors extensivly and giving myself brain trauma and a herniated disk in my neck. I have decided that the POOL table must be blamed for not allowing my shots to dop and causing me great emotional harm and permanent physical injury. Its the republicans fault that lawyers still make money so I must sue for self defense from the pool tables . I will also ask for US military aid and a UN resolution because POOL table present a clear and present danger to the security of the US since I live here and am clearly in danger. We will therefor invade ourselves and make the world safe for me when I shoot pool.
 

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