I so badly wanted to put these in "Current Events", but:

[Famine]

Only the finest ingredients...

This may sting a little...

 

[Sharky.]

Great!

 

[G.T]

 

[Randymcchickenf]

lmao

 

[El Gigante]

Very funny stuff, great finds

 

[Master_Yoda]

hahahahhaha 👍

 

[Flerbizky]

This may sting a little...

Well... I am, very bluntly, going to assume it's a .. ehhrmmm .. C*ck up, as I have never seen this incident mentioned anywhere in danish news.. And I do get to read the danish Sun counterparts which is where I assume something like this would be printed...

Sorry

 

[Famine]

I was wondering too. But it's still funny, even if it's nonsense...

 

[Dave A]

Indeed, it's amazing how stupid some real life experiences can get though.

 

[gt_masta]

Pretty funny.

 

[Solid Lifters]

I think I ate some of the dog **** ham last night.

 

[DuckRacer]

Here's something even funnier: where the heck does Famine find this stuff?

 

[xXSilencerXx]

 

[Famine]

Gah. All those "lol" smileys and my reputation points haven't budged an inch in 3 days...

[/whoring]

 

[Dave A]

Your just like me, you'll be famous soon enough. It keep's telling me that but soon never come's.

 

[Blake]

Oh man, those are great! Good finds!

 

[Fonce Diablo]

First story: Ew.

Second story: AIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[a6m5]

Dog **** ham. It's just so catchy!

Gah. All those "lol" smileys and my reputation points haven't budged an inch in 3 days...

[/whoring]

In your case, do you really need those points? I give and give and give, but I don't think I've received any points....... oh, that probably means my posts suck.

 

[Vonie]

They just read it wrong, it's really,"Dogs Hit Ham."

Makes it tenderer.

 

[TheCracker]

A Wakefield man lost his appetite when he found "dog ****" listed among the ingredients on a packet of ham.

What other ingredients should Ham have?

 

[X-Othermic]

Where do you find this stuff? I feel sorry for the danish guy

 

[xcsti]

I'd give reputation points for this but I don't know to...

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

@the second story.
Reminds me of the time my friend did a blue angel, and lit his cotton shorts on fire.

 

[Flerbizky]

Gah. All those "lol" smileys and my reputation points haven't budged an inch in 3 days...

[/whoring]

I've started reporting your posts instead - noone seems to be listening though

 

[Touring Mars]

Jeez, poor guy having his genitals set ablaze... If I were his mate, I'd have visited him in hospital and taken him a nice bottle of Port to help him settle his nerves...

...sorry, couldn't resist it

 

[DuckRacer]

I'd give reputation points for this but I don't know to...

It's a little red checkmark at the top right part of the post. It looks like this:

 

[Flame-returns]

I'd give reputation points for this but I don't know to...

It's the tick in the top right hand corner of each post.

NOW I DEMAND REPUTATION POINTS FOR MY HELPFULNESS!!!

 

[ExigeEvan]

👍

Heard about the first one on 'The Wright Stuff' yesterday morning (I've been ill ) and I laughed abit, then coughed for 10 minutes.

The second is new to me, but brilliant 👍 Perhaps operations should take place in well ventialled places in future.

 

[Blake]

Jeez, poor guy having his genitals set ablaze... If I were his mate, I'd have visited him in hospital and taken him a nice bottle of Port to help him settle his nerves...

...sorry, couldn't resist it

👍 👍 👍

I almost fell off my chair!

 

[Andrew R]

Nice finds Famine although it sort of makes you wonder what you're looking for when you find these things....

I work in a deli so I usually read the ingredients on the ham and whatnot so it looks like I'm working. The luncheon or devin or fritz (depends what you call it where you are) had something like 30% beef, 40% ham but didn't say what the rest of that 30% was...I was a little worried.