I Sure Need to Get a Life Society

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In response to the recent re-formation of the Pass and whatever, and the formation of the anti Pass and whatever societies, I am forming the official "I Sure Need to Get a Life and Move Out of My Mom's Basement Society." (ISNTGALAMOOMMB for short.)

Our official catch-phrase is:
FLACCID!
Our goal is to help our members get a life outside the Internet. Our patented Four Step Plan:
1. Learn the basics of hygiene
2. Learn how to socialize with other human beings face-to-face
3. Move out of mom's basement
 Culiminating in
4. Dating of actual members of the opposite sex

We welcome members of any so-called Internet based secret societies who wish to reform their ways and get on with their lives.
 
How do you plan on doing this? BTW, I DON'T want to become a member. I think that this club is an odd idea, and it won't work. I think it will become a thread of flaming and jokes.
 
cardude2004
How do you plan on doing this? BTW, I DON'T want to become a member. I think that this club is an odd idea, and it won't work. I think it will become a thread of flaming and jokes.
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Swish! Did you hear that? It was the sound of a JOKE going by right over your head.:lol:
 
A joke, and a place for people who think that forming an exclusive society or forming a counter society on a game forum is kinda childish. It makes me kinda sad for all the poor nerds who must have felt so rejected in real life that they had to form their own little clubs on the Internet.

Now if you'll 'scuse me, I'm going to go have a quicky with my wife on my lunch break. And to all you mom's-basement-livin', secret-society-makin' internerds out there, say hi to Rosie Palms for me tonight. I may sound kinda caustic, but I do remember what it was like, for I used to be one of you.
 
It's just a bit of fun between friends on the forum, no one is really getting upset over it. But again a new member comes to the forum to tell existing members of that we need to get a life and move out of our parents basement.:rolleyes:
 
One day, I'll stop being a nerd and will be able to brag on an internet game forum about having sex with my wife.


One day...

*looks at basement's ceiling with a dreamy smile*


Do we start a guide?

1001 ways to get a wife for lunch quickies!

Who wants so share some tricks?


Also, isn't there a rule in the Linux System Administrator Guild that strictly forbids any member to ever mention the word "nerd"? :odd:



:D
 
If I didn't have a soul, I might point out the fact that there was probably more effort put into creating this thread than most of the members of the other societies have put into their membership. But pointing out the hypocritical nature of this thread wouldn't be nice, so I'm not going to point it out.
 
jpmontoya
One day, I'll stop being a nerd and will be able to brag about having sex with my wife on a internet game forum.
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Dude! You had sex with your wife on an internet gaming forum? You could probably make that a pay site!
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Duke
Dude! You had sex with your wife on an internet gaming forum? You could probably make that a pay site!
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heh

erm well, sentence corrected.

Jordan should take notes though. :p
 
Duke
Dude! You had sex with your wife on an internet gaming forum? You could probably make that a pay site!
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Is this the one-and-only benifit of becoming a Premium Member?
 
I'm starting a club called "I Sure Need To Increase The Internet's Ratio Of Non-Intellectual Chat" Great name, don't ya think? ;) (a little too ironic?)
 
I'll join!
 
Touring Mars
I'm starting a club called "I Sure Need To Increase The Internet's Ratio Of Non-Intellectual Chat" Great name, don't ya think? ;) (a little too ironic?)
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How will you accomplish this, and will a baseball bat be necessary for this? I have a nice big n' heavy one if ya need it.
 
The sarcasim meter is through the roof in this thread. Its been awhile since I have seen levels this high.
 
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How will you accomplish this, and will a baseball bat be necessary for this? I have a nice big n' heavy one if ya need it.
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:lol: I think I'm achieving it already by posting this non-sensical rubbish :dopey: For a deeper understanding of our aims, check out the acronym... :sly:
 
Hey full wick - you live in Albuquerque, you list your occupation as 'Linux Systems Administrator' and your interests as, among other things, 'RPGs, SciFi, [and] Burning Man', you're thirty-five yet your favorite quote is 'I bent my wookie' and you're telling us to date a member of the opposite sex and move out of our parents' basement? You're a human contradiction.
 
M5Power
Hey full wick - you live in Albuquerque, you list your occupation as 'Linux Systems Administrator' and your interests as, among other things, 'RPGs, SciFi, [and] Burning Man', you're thirty-five yet your favorite quote is 'I bent my wookie' and you're telling us to date a member of the opposite sex and move out of our parents' basement? You're a human contradiction.
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Oooh
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Sup Douglas. ;)
 
Sup Brett. Please use AIM, they won't let me use MSNM.
 
cardude2004
How do you plan on doing this? BTW, I DON'T want to become a member. I think that this club is an odd idea, and it won't work. I think it will become a thread of flaming and jokes.
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You need to drill a hole into your skull to let the air out.
 
wow, i must have grown up too fast...

i am 15 and technically don't live with my parents (well, both of em anyway), i frequently talk to people and have been appointed as a pre-fect (a.k.a - a snitch) at school and i have a girlfriend...

and to tell you the truth it wouldn't be the same unless this society had been formed... thank you fellow citizens...
 
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