If you designed the game difficulties, what would you name them?

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Canada
In his bedroom.
Just a thread for fun. I'd like to see people's opinions about how the difficulties are and how they would name 'em.

All right, so without further ado, here I go.

New Driver -> Tortillas
Unexperienced -> Pancake
Average -> Learner's Permit
Above Average -> Relaxed
Highly Skilled -> The actual Normal Mode
Expert -> Competitive
Pro -> Very Serious
Unbeatable -> Humility Lesson

Edit: Better Clarification
 
Actual Difficulty -> Title

New Driver -> Take 5, come back and win a by a lap
Unexperienced -> Take 2, come back and win by a lap
Average -> Take it easy and win by a lap
Above Average -> Take it easy
Highly Skilled -> You may have to try a little bit
Expert -> Alright time for some effort
Pro -> We're getting serious now
Unbeatable -> MAXIMUM EFFORT!

Glitched AI -> Super MAXIMUM EFFORT!
 
New Driver -> Blue
Unexperienced -> Rare
Average -> Medium Rare
Above Average -> Medium Well
Highly Skilled -> Well Done
Expert -> Overcooked
Pro -> Burnt
Unbeatable -> Charcoal
 
Just random rubbish I came up with...

New Driver -> Order a pizza!
Unexperienced -> Grab a few beers!
Average -> This is piece of cake!
Above Average -> Okay, maybe not!
Highly Skilled -> Getting there, slowly!
Expert -> You might wanna call in sick tomorrow, because this is gonna be a long night!
Pro -> Noise complaint!!!
Unbeatable -> Yellowbird - On ice!
 
New Driver -> Racing Alone
Unexperienced -> The AI found the gas pedal
Average -> Now they've found the gear stick
Above Average -> ...and the steering wheel
Highly Skilled -> Now they are actually in the race
Expert -> Now they are trying to win
Pro -> Now they will try to win with a challenge
Unbeatable -> They will kill you, win the race, and have a vudu ritual on your soul
 
New Driver -> Level 1
Unexperienced -> Level 2
Average -> Level 3
Above Average -> Level 4
Highly Skilled -> Level 5
Expert -> Level 6
Pro -> Level 7
Unbeatable -> Level 8

Ambitious I know....
 
New Driver: Captain Slow
Unexperienced: Learner Driver
Average: Easy Mode
Above Average: Sunday Driver
Highly Skilled: Normal
Expert: Experienced Racer
Pro: Legendary Driver
Unbeatable: The Stig
 
New Driver- Looks like we got ourselves a Forza newbie.
Unexperienced- Are you rusty or do you need some more driving lessons?
Average- Oh yeah! Welcome to world of Forza Horizon!
Above Average- You must've played the previous Forza Horizon titles.
Highly Skilled- Easy there player. This title may be harder than the other Forza titles.
Expert- Are you a Forza fanboy?
Pro- Dude. You're the real deal.
Unbeatable- Forget what I said about in Pro. You are an hardcore driver.

Most of those difficulty names were based from Doom.
 
New Driver -> Kiddie Mode (if you know what i'm referring to ;))

Unexperienced -> Noobie

Average -> Causal

Above Average -> Nerd

Highly Skilled -> Pro Racer

Expert -> Serious

Pro -> Xtreme

Unbeatable -> Savage

I took Savage and Xtreme from Grid 1 difficulty settings I believe, although i might switched them around.
 
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