If you had 3 wishes

I joined a Facebook group, the title of which would be one of my wishes:

To make bendy buses play an accordian sound when they go around corners.
 
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I joined a Facebook group, the title of which would be one of my wishes:

To make bendy buses play an accordian sound when they go around corners.
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:lol: That's a good one. Got lots of those where I live. Would be really interesting if that was the case.
 
daan
Infinite wishes!

Infinite money!

Be a tad more creative, people.
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Is that your third wish? I never had you down as the sentimental type.

Three wishes are simple. For my family:
- health
- wealth
- happiness

The traditional toast for a bride & groom.
 
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Uno: To know what a woman is thinking
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I'll give you this one for free:

a) How fat they are (their eyes must work differently to ours)
b) Shoes
c) Handbags

Usually one of the above.
 
Ok, I officially change mine.

1. go back in time and persuade my past self to keep on karting
2. A Pagani Zonda F
3. To see my best freinds more often. :( I'm glad I went to the motorsport college all the same though.
 
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Basically, I'd want to be a super hero.

1) Immortality (also for the wife)
2) Super-duper-hyper-beyond-human-capability intelligence
3) Super powers*


*list of super powers desired
- indestructible body
- invisibility
- teleportation
- telekinesis
- telepathy
- super strength
- mind control
- infra-red/x-ray vision
- you get the idea
 
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1. My marriage to stay perfect until death

2. Not to die when I join the Marine Corps in the next few years

3. Be able to live as long as I wish, and die when I wish without any amount of mental or physical pain

Some other considerations;

Teleportation
Not able to feel physical pain
My karate school had more students
I didn't get sick, at all
The weather would be whatever I wanted it to be
 
Danoff
Basically, I'd want to be a super hero.

1) Immortality (also for the wife)
2) Super-duper-hyper-beyond-human-capability intelligence
3) Super powers*


*list of super powers desired
- you get the idea
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I know you meant that as "et cetera", but what an awesome super power it would be if taken literally! No more "Why are you not getting this" dilemmas! The power to make people understand you, no matter the complexity of the subject. Terrific!
 
Danoff
2) Super-duper-hyper-beyond-human-capability intelligence
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Too late, Famine already has that...

More things I would wish for:
1.)Make my dog live forever, he's awesome.
2.)Make only the right shoe of everyone I hate disappear forever.(reason below)
3.)unknown
 
1. $10 Million a month for the rest of my life
2. Perfect health for me and my family and friends
3. No taxes for anyone
 
I dont think I could spend 5mil per month for the rest of my life.
 
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1) More wishes
2) Loadsa money
3) Live forever
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Boring - particularly the last one.

How about;

1) Time machine
2) Jedi powers
3) Invulnerability*

*different to Immortality in that you cannot be harmed, but when your time is up, its up. I know I have no trouble filling my time now, but after a million years....

The other two could be used to put things right and to maintain your wealth.
 
Danoff
Basically, I'd want to be a super hero.

1) Immortality (also for the wife)
2) Super-duper-hyper-beyond-human-capability intelligence
3) Super powers*


*list of super powers desired
- indestructible body
- invisibility
- teleportation
- telekinesis
- telepathy
- super strength
- mind control
- infra-red/x-ray vision
- you get the idea
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Ok, I've been trying to narrow down the list of super-powers to fit within my three wishes and I think I have it.

Teleportation is the only one you really need. If I got my crazy intelligence then telepathy wouldn't be necessary. Super strength isn't necessary if you can avoid any battle of strength by teleporting. Mind control isn't really necessary (would be fun though). Infra-red vision would be fun but also not super useful. Telekenisis is just lazy. Invisibility would be super useful, but teleportation is almost as good. And having an indestructible body isn't necessary if you're imortal and can avoid getting hurt (by teleporting) anyway.


So I'm down to 3.

1) Immortality
2) Super intelligence
3) Teleportation

But, I'm realizing that 1 and 3 are redudant since I can probably figure out how to become imortal and how to teleport if I've got number 2.

So I'm down to 1. Super intelligence.

In fact, all of my super powers can be gotten via number 2.



If I'd had my super intelligence I'd have figured that out in the first post.

So what problem can't be solved by the human brain?

....


Ok, once I've got my super intelligence I'll pick my next two wishes. ;)
 
I'd wish for:

a) A machine which allows me to punch people through the internet
2) The ability to cut any piece of wood with a saw in just two movements like all our dads could do but we can't.
d) The complete disappearance of everyone who thinks they're a celebrity but who merely exist to sell red-top newspapers and lifestyle magazines (and appear in Celebrity [insert reality show]).
 
I took me a few seconds to figure out, but I think I know what sorts of things I can't do with super intelligence.

(Famine's post helped)

Physical dexterity.

Such as:
Playing musical instruments
Drawing
Catching footballs
Shooting guns
Sword fighting
Martial arts

If I'm going to live forever, I'm probably going to want to do all of that (except catching footballs). So I might have to craft a dexterity wish. And perhaps some sort of hightened artistic ability.

Another one high on the list is photographic memory.
 
1. No STD's or AIDS for anyone ever!
2. $10 million a month forever.
3. Infinite supply of oil on the Earth so gas prices would plummet!
-kevin
 
Famine
I'd wish for: a) A machine which allows me to punch people through the internet
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No! Then I would get constantly beaten! :D
 
I think we all would :nervous:
 
Famine

d) The complete disappearance of everyone who thinks they're a celebrity but who merely exist to sell red-top newspapers and lifestyle magazines (and appear in Celebrity [insert reality show]).
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Put them all in concentration camps, but tell them it's just a new reality TV show. Let them work (really, really hard) for us.
 
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