I'm a bit drunk...

[Danger Powers]

...and I've just run out of fags, cigarettes not gay men for our american chums, so do I walk to the garage for more? Or go to bed as its 2:48 am...

 

[axletramp]

Are you drunk enough to sleep with yourself? If so, then how about a bit of late night self love?!

or send a cab for the fags... then some ciggies!

 

[axletramp]

Hang on a minute! That makes you 13 hours ahead! Has the planet swollen and nobody told us?!!!!

 

[Danger Powers]

I'm drunk/tired enough to sleep with your wife mate.....I've still got some whiskey though

 

[Danger Powers]

Originally posted by axletramp
Hang on a minute! That makes you 13 hours ahead! Has the planet swollen and nobody told us?!!!!

Nope its Summertime oh but it's winter there, oh well

 

[axletramp]

You'd only disappoint her, Mr Floppy! You're more than welcome to my ex-wife... she'd probably just kill ya!

 

[Danger Powers]

oh well, bed it is then.... oh hang on there's some decent sized fag ends I could roll up

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
oh well, bed it is then.... oh hang on there's some decent sized fag ends I could roll up

Class!

 

[Danger Powers]

hey I'm a Class Act I am, me....

 

[axletramp]

I bet you look feckin' gorgeous right now, sitting there just in your pants, rollie in one hand, bag of chips in the other, beer all down ya.... oooh, form an orderly queue ladies, lover boy's in town!

 

[Danger Powers]

aye, Kiwiblokes are no competition......ya forgot the mushy peas.

 

[axletramp]

I'm terrified. It's like seeing myself in 12 hours time...

 

[Danger Powers]

I'm terrifed too.... oh well time for bed definitely this time...

 

[piesupreme]

dude, fags are all important in the world of the smoker. you would have waken up thinking, "damn, where's me fags?"

and get really pissed off

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
I'm terrifed too.... oh well time for bed definitely this time...

Liar you're still online....

 

[axletramp]

Hey, I'm a Gold Member! Is that a Bond movie?

What do I win, what do I win?

 

[Danger Powers]

Yay! Goldmember himself! Shall I do the member joke again? Perhaps not, definitely going to bed, and I'm going to wake up and say 'where's me fags?' and get really peed off, oh well

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Danger Powers
Yay! Goldmember himself! Shall I do the member joke again? Perhaps not, definitely going to bed, and I'm going to wake up and say 'where's me fags?' and get really peed off, oh well

still online............

 

[too cold]

Heh, prolly fell asleep, rollie in one hand, mouse in the other. I've fallen out at the computer more than a couple times.

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by too cold
Heh, prolly fell asleep, rollie in one hand, mouse in the other. I've fallen out at the computer more than a couple times.

:reallyodd

 

[The White Tornado]

*drunk* Me no function beer with out good.*

 

[RainMan]

Sorry to be an as5 but it's "Homer no function beer well without." Classic phrases come from the Simpsons. Does the GTP love The Simpsons as much as the GTF did?

 

[Giancarlo]

Yep yep, ask NocturnalPS, he has a Homer avatar....

And mayorbill's here too, along with me.

 

[axletramp]

NOTE TO DP

It's 11am for you... I'm almost as ****ed as you were - weird planet we live on!

Hope you feel like ****!!!!!


NOTE OVER continue thread...

 

[TAFJonathan]

Weird.

 

[axletramp]

Originally posted by Stealth Viper
Weird.

One tries one's best....

 

[OZZYGT]

hey people...i just wanna say that i'm whreeeeeely drunk now...it feels funny again, since the last time i dranj was 2 months ago. bu tnever like this

im sorry if i'm digging ol threasd but i just wanted to express that I;'M DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

JEJEJEJE SORRRY GUYS
Hey at least i;m not off-topic huh?
now what am i supoeds to do?

Ciao!

 

[OZZYGT]

i promise that i'm never gonna drink lke this again...now i feel weird


edit. oohhhhhh my Goddd waht did they put in my drink!!!!! i'm too drunk ans i see blurry

 

[Jay]

Never too drunk to find the search button eh.

 

[KieranMurphy]

I'm a bit pissed but I don't know what the appriorate replyt is.

There's a word spelled wrong somethwere there.


KM.