I'm Soo Freakin KEWL!

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It has come to my attention that people love me.
I seem to be talked about in threads I dont even visit (not to mention threads created purely in adoration of me); people instantly post responses to what I have to say. I'm even soo cool I have 2 new members with offspans of my name; E.Zamataki, and S.Zamataki. The sweetest part about it, is that people keep loving me more, and more, and more. DA-YUM I am teh sh33t.

Face it, You love me.....I Rule!!!!1!11!

...lets get real for a second. Some people hate me..
I'm not too sure why you would hate someone soo damn popular.
Is it jealousy? Does my pink font confuse them, is it too "fruity"?
I do not know the answers, people...throw me a bone here!
I think that some people here aren't sure wether i'm a complete genius, or a ignorant moron. Maybe I'm both, maybe you should question your own intelligence. If you have a history of hatred towoards me, ask yourself; "Am I as cool as F.Zamataki is?"....the answer to that question is as clear as the view from your left ear, across and out of the other one; you're not, and never will be as cool as I am.

I am aware of my amazing stance among the community of GTP.
I can't help it, I love it when people love me, and I love to give them more reasons to love me even more.

I can't seem to tell the difference between proper sarcasm, and honesty....or maybe if this thread confuses you, you should consult a shrink....

So......you may be asking yourself now...."Man, this guy is an idiot, i hate him soo much, i am going to post a retort and own him with my intellectual wit and integrity. Congradulations, you are predictable!! Sound like maddox? Congrats on that observation as well.

So before you respond and reveal to me your conflicted emotions about your deep and honest love towoards me, know this; You Suck. Sound like ammo? Then shoot me, where did we hear that before? Close this Thread? I've made my point.

That point being I'm Cool, for clarification sake.
So, love me, or hate me...I'm here, and I'm also cooler than you are.

WHAT WHAT?? Q'ED B107CHN!11!!
 

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This is just going to be bad.

Everyone that says, "I hate you." your going to say, "Why are you posting in this thread then? Because you love me?!" They'll say no, you'll ignore them and think your right. Just like you have in your previous 760 posts.

*snaps fingers* MOD! :)
 
I guess I'll get a quick :lol: in before it's closed.
 
hmmmm, cool isnt the word i was thinkin of.........
 
You guys are just fanning the flames.

Ah, dammit...
 
Originally posted by tabs
You guys are just fanning the flames.

Ah, dammit...
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It usually gets threads closed quicker... :p
 
I think his inflatable popped.
 
Looks like it's time to upgrade. He should look into the Fleshlight. I hear it's at least two steps up from the inflatables.
 
Originally posted by StevieMo
Looks like it's time to upgrade. He should look into the Fleshlight. I hear it's at least two steps up from the inflatables.
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:lol:

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People who declare themselves cool suck. Like turbo Hoovers/Dirt Devils.
 
Just who the **** is this guy?
 
Well, to be honest, I've never had anything against you untill i read this thread where you claimed you created drifting.


:rolleyes:

Another thing i dont like is how your so up your self. For example, its all over your 1st post in this thread.

It has come to my attention that people love me.
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I'm even soo cool
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people keep loving me more, and more, and more. DA-YUM I am teh sh33t.
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Face it, You love me.....I Rule!!!!1!11!
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I'm not too sure why you would hate someone soo damn popular.
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I am aware of my amazing stance among the community of GTP.
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That point being I'm Cool, for clarification sake.
So, love me, or hate me...I'm here, and I'm also cooler than you are.
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You're as cool as everyone else thinks you are. And I think that anyone who proclaims themselves as cool isn't.

Surely if everyone thinks your so amazing they'd vote you in as a moderator or something?

Originally posted by F.Zamataki
...you're not, and never will be as cool as I am.
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So what? Being cool won't get you anywhere.

If ever there was someone crying out to be banned, then this is him.

Incidentally, this sounds nothing like Maddox. Maddox wouldn't proclaim himself as cool, wouldn't use 1337, and would spell correctly.
 
Yeah, just like William Hung thinks he's cool... :rolleyes:
 
F.Zamataki : I don't love you and I don't hate you , and I don't think your are "kewl"!
Just be yourself! ;)
 
Originally posted by Cosmic
Just be yourself! ;)
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Sound advice. Although not in this case.
 
I'm very, very tired, and my tooth is killing me. If you end my pain, and help me go to sleep, I'll love you, and think you're cool.
 
Zamataki, your a moron, really you are. You have to try and make yourself seem great here, because you haven't got anyone else to seem great infront of. Do yourself a favour, don't be such an asshole, nobody gives a flying **** what your like when your not infront of your PC and I doubt people care much when your here anymore. Your not cool, at least not here anyway, your self obsessed, you love yourself, you must be really vain and I would feel sorry for anyone that ever has to endure your presence. Get some mates, or go out and meet some people that are cool, and you'll see that your nothing like them.
 
Shouldn't this be moved to the comedy corner?
 
no, they're all right about me. i'm a loser, i have no friends. somebody please kill me, there is no hope left.
 
Looks like that split personality thing, although I'm incline to agree with E.
 
No thanks, I think I'd rather do all the stuffing. Not with you ofcourse.
 
Hm...he may be cool. He might even be loved. But... is he as cool as this guy?
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Not half.
 
Is too! Though I must say, that guy is pretty freakin' awesome.
 
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