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MEMORANDUM
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
Preferred Phrase
* Old Phrase
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Perhaps I can work late
* When the **** do you expect me to do this?
I'm certain that is not feasible
* No ****ing way
Really?
* You've got to be ****ting me
Perhaps you should check with ...
* Tell someone who gives a ****
Of course I'm concerned
* Ask me if I give a ****
I wasn't involved in that project
* Its not my ****ing problem
That's interesting behavior
* What the ****?!?!
I'm not sure I can implement this
* It won't ****ing work
I'll try to schedule that
* Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
Are you sure this is a problem?
* Who the hell cares?
He's not familiar with the problem
* He's got his head up his a$s
Excuse me, sir?
* Eat **** and die a$shole
So you weren't happy with it?
* Kiss my a$s
I'm a bit overloaded at this moment
* **** it, I'm on salary
I don't think you understand
* Shove it up your a$s
I love a challenge
* This job sucks
You want me to take care of that?
* Who the hell died and made you boss?
I see
* Blow me
Yes, we really should discuss it
* Another ****ing meeting!?!?
I don't think this will be a problem
* I really don't give a ****
He's somewhat insensitive
* He's a ****ing prick
She's an aggressive go-getter
* She's a ball busting b!tch
I think you could use more training
* You don't know what the **** you're doing
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
Preferred Phrase
* Old Phrase
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Perhaps I can work late
* When the **** do you expect me to do this?
I'm certain that is not feasible
* No ****ing way
Really?
* You've got to be ****ting me
Perhaps you should check with ...
* Tell someone who gives a ****
Of course I'm concerned
* Ask me if I give a ****
I wasn't involved in that project
* Its not my ****ing problem
That's interesting behavior
* What the ****?!?!
I'm not sure I can implement this
* It won't ****ing work
I'll try to schedule that
* Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
Are you sure this is a problem?
* Who the hell cares?
He's not familiar with the problem
* He's got his head up his a$s
Excuse me, sir?
* Eat **** and die a$shole
So you weren't happy with it?
* Kiss my a$s
I'm a bit overloaded at this moment
* **** it, I'm on salary
I don't think you understand
* Shove it up your a$s
I love a challenge
* This job sucks
You want me to take care of that?
* Who the hell died and made you boss?
I see
* Blow me
Yes, we really should discuss it
* Another ****ing meeting!?!?
I don't think this will be a problem
* I really don't give a ****
He's somewhat insensitive
* He's a ****ing prick
She's an aggressive go-getter
* She's a ball busting b!tch
I think you could use more training
* You don't know what the **** you're doing
