Indianapolis, Austin, and...Clewiston?

[Pupik]

It's time we pooled our collective resources together and ...bought a race track in the middle of nowhere!

275 acres of land located near nothing and nobody, yet close to alligator-infested wilderness, farmland, and not far from a Miccosukee Indian Reservation. Sure, it's flatter than the Hungaroring, swampier than Jacarepagua, and more remote than Magny-Cours; but it's been on the market for over 500 days, so I think we can talk down the $6,900,000 asking price.

It has a private airstrip, so you're all invited. Also, we need a couple of lawyers to possibly change local noise ordinances so we can have at least 300 track days per year.

 

[Downhill Dino]

But that means we'd have to be in Florida!

 

[Blitz24]

Access by car OR plane, but not both?

 

[Pupik]

Access by car OR plane, but not both?

We need a parallel runway...we don't want another Gimli Glider incident.

Solution: we'll pay the realtor in metric dollars. I think we can scrape together MD$500,000 and call it even.

 

[ScottPuss20]

So, GT Planet Raceway?

 

[W3H5]

So, GT Planet Raceway?

Let’s make it happen!

Count me in for a few dollarydoos.

I also offer my services as a manual labourer to ensure all swamps are neatly kept, rumble strips stay vibrantly painted and alligators stay off the track.

 

[kikie]

Let me consult my private Oracle and ask when not if I'm going to win Euromillions.

 

[Silver Arrows]

i'll chip in a few bucks into the ol' GoFundMe

 

[kikie]

Maybe SMS, Kunos, Polyphony Digital can sponsor us when they want to laser scan our track.

 

[crooky369]

Does the dirt oval, dirt circle (?) and figure of 8 death circuit come included?

Could hold more series than COTA at this rate.

 

[kikie]

Why trying to change the local noise regulation if this 275 acres of land is located near nothing and nobody?

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Why trying to change the local noise regulation if this 275 acres of land is located near nothing and nobody?

Think of the gators, man.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Hungaroring

Just sayin', Elevation change is about the only thing the Hungaroring has going for it xD. Maybe say Flatter than Sochi or Hockenheim

 

[Blitz24]

Just sayin', Elevation change is about the only thing the Hungaroring has going for it xD. Maybe say Flatter than Sochi or Hockenheim

I miss the old Hockenheim. We should plant trees at GTPlanet Raceway. Does anyone have a ton of money they want to throw off an overpass, want to set on fire want to use to become our angel investor?

 

[-Fred-]

As it's been announced the proposed Miami F1 GP has indeed been binned, we could have our own Floridian GP, with booze and hookers... and gators.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

As it's been announced the proposed Miami F1 GP has indeed been binned, we could have our own Floridian GP, with booze and hookers... and gators.

The 24 hours of Florida Man

 

[TexRex]

Think of the gators, man.

Pity alligators are more likely to be near it than crocodiles, as the latter can actually close their ears.

TMYK

 

[MatskiMonk]

Still bigger crowds than new F1 venues.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Pity alligators are more likely to be near it than crocodiles, as the latter can actually close their ears.

TMYK