Yes, you must first make sure that the neutrons and electrons are circleing the proton with a positive neucleus. Now, if the neucleus is negative, then you have problems because you then have to mix them with a base such as baking soda to make it neutral, (simple Na2). Once you have done that, but three drops of gasoline into a bottle and roll it around, then put three drops of synthetic anti-venom (get this from a snake bite kit) and hurl the bottle at something to see an arrogand display of fire and sharpnel. then get a floppy disk and open it up. Crush up two blue strike-anywhere matcheads. puit the crushed up matcheads on the disk and spread it evenly. After this has been done, paint over it with clear nail polish. Then put the disk back together and put it into your computer. get 0.0052 ml. of hcl. and mix it with .004 ml. of sodium bensoate and make the bees beg! soon after this, boil abig pot of banana peels for 5 hours untill they turn into a black paste, mix with lsd and palmade. enjoy.
after that, it should work just fine!