Danoff
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So you go to a concert youve paid your money to get decent seats because you like the band. You show up early because you dont want to miss anything and get settled in.
The opening act comes on and only like a quarter of the audience is in the theater. Youre checking out your seats and thinking to yourself I can see ok, nobody irritating or smelly is next to me, this is going to be good.
Then, as the opening act draws to a close the masses flood in to the theater. All of the sudden your seats are surrounded by standing screaming jackasses. The main attraction comes on and to your dismay nobody sits.
So because some idiots in front of you are standing you have to stand too (yea I know some concerts dont have seats, everyone stands). So now youre looking at standing for the next 2 hours and to your dismay people start singing. Youre having trouble focusing on your favorite songs because some idiot next to you is butchering the song at the top of his lungs. Then as if to mock you the peak of irony happens.
The lead singer of the band stops singing right at the best part, turns the microphone to the audience, and encourages all of these screaming idiots to sing the song for him.
Ever catch yourself thinking I didnt pay all that money to hear them!! I sure as hell didnt pay all that money to hear myself sing! I dont know why this guy next to me paid to hear HIMself sing, but I dont want to
and then when you leave you have to yell to talk to your date because neither of you can hear anything since the band was so loud (though not loud enough to drown out the people around you).
The opening act comes on and only like a quarter of the audience is in the theater. Youre checking out your seats and thinking to yourself I can see ok, nobody irritating or smelly is next to me, this is going to be good.
Then, as the opening act draws to a close the masses flood in to the theater. All of the sudden your seats are surrounded by standing screaming jackasses. The main attraction comes on and to your dismay nobody sits.
So because some idiots in front of you are standing you have to stand too (yea I know some concerts dont have seats, everyone stands). So now youre looking at standing for the next 2 hours and to your dismay people start singing. Youre having trouble focusing on your favorite songs because some idiot next to you is butchering the song at the top of his lungs. Then as if to mock you the peak of irony happens.
The lead singer of the band stops singing right at the best part, turns the microphone to the audience, and encourages all of these screaming idiots to sing the song for him.
Ever catch yourself thinking I didnt pay all that money to hear them!! I sure as hell didnt pay all that money to hear myself sing! I dont know why this guy next to me paid to hear HIMself sing, but I dont want to
and then when you leave you have to yell to talk to your date because neither of you can hear anything since the band was so loud (though not loud enough to drown out the people around you).