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There was this boy and his mum had locked him in the closet because she was having a route with this man. So as they're having sex, the boy peaps through the keyhole and has a look. The, the ladys boyfriend pulls up in the drive way so she quickly gets dressed and locks the man in the closet with the boy as well. So the boy goes to the man, "It's dark in here isn't it?" "Um, yeah" replies the man. "I saw what you were to doing to my mummy, you better give me $100, make that $200, or I'll scream it out" the boy says. The man then says "You wouldn't do that" So the boy says "Yes I will" and is just about to scream before the man goes "Alright, alright. Here" and gives him $200. Then the next day when the boy and his mum are out shopping he says "Can I have a Nintendo please mum?" And his mum goes "No. Where the hell do you think I'm gonna find 200 bloody dollars" Then the boys says "I got 2, um..." "What did you say" says his mum. "Come on tell me. Alright boy, your going to the confession box" (at the church were you confess what you've done wrong) So they go to the church and the boy goes into the confession box and says to the priest in there "It's dark in here isn't it?" And the priest replies "Aw, don't start this **** with me again!" 
