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Well, I couldn't think of a better title, so bear with me.
Eric and Sarah had just got married. They were on their moneymoon and decided to have some bedtime action, if you know what I mean. They got undressed and before they started Sarah says, "Eric. I have to tell you something. I slept with another man before I met you." Eric says, "Well that's okay. Who was it?". Sarah replies "The famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus." Eric says, "Oh, okay." And thus, they get in bed and have a good session. When they are finished, Eric gets out of bed and starts to put on his clothes. "Where are you going?" askes Sarah. "I thought I'd go out and make some coffe," replied Eric. Sarah says, "Jack wouldn't have done that". "What would have Jack done then?" asks Eric. "He would have climbed back in and done it with me again," says Sarah. So, Eric gets in they have another good session. Eric gets out and puts on his clothes and get's asked where he's going. "I'm going to make some coffee," says Eric. "Jack wouldn't have done that," says Sarah. "Well, what would have Jack done the?" asked Eric. "He would have climbed back in and done it again," says Sarah. So, Eric climbs in for the third time and and virtual marathon happens. Eric staggers out of bed and puts on his cloths. "Where are you going?" askes Sarah. "I thought I'd make some coffee," says Eric. "Jack wouldn't have done that," says Sarah. "Well, what would have Jack done?" asked Eric. "He would have climbed back in and done it again," said Sarah. So, Eric walked over to the phone. "Who are you ringing?" asked Sarah. Eric replied, "Jack Nicklaus. To see what friggin' par it is on this hole!"
Eric and Sarah had just got married. They were on their moneymoon and decided to have some bedtime action, if you know what I mean. They got undressed and before they started Sarah says, "Eric. I have to tell you something. I slept with another man before I met you." Eric says, "Well that's okay. Who was it?". Sarah replies "The famous golfer, Jack Nicklaus." Eric says, "Oh, okay." And thus, they get in bed and have a good session. When they are finished, Eric gets out of bed and starts to put on his clothes. "Where are you going?" askes Sarah. "I thought I'd go out and make some coffe," replied Eric. Sarah says, "Jack wouldn't have done that". "What would have Jack done then?" asks Eric. "He would have climbed back in and done it with me again," says Sarah. So, Eric gets in they have another good session. Eric gets out and puts on his clothes and get's asked where he's going. "I'm going to make some coffee," says Eric. "Jack wouldn't have done that," says Sarah. "Well, what would have Jack done the?" asked Eric. "He would have climbed back in and done it again," says Sarah. So, Eric climbs in for the third time and and virtual marathon happens. Eric staggers out of bed and puts on his cloths. "Where are you going?" askes Sarah. "I thought I'd make some coffee," says Eric. "Jack wouldn't have done that," says Sarah. "Well, what would have Jack done?" asked Eric. "He would have climbed back in and done it again," said Sarah. So, Eric walked over to the phone. "Who are you ringing?" asked Sarah. Eric replied, "Jack Nicklaus. To see what friggin' par it is on this hole!"
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