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Jake - "Today was the worst day ever in the long and pathetic history of golf! We got behind a foursome of WOMEN! None of 'em could hit a ball out of her own shadow ... they all drove to every shot, giggled, fixed makup, primped and fed the ducks! They played three holes twice because they looked 'darling' and paused at every potty! They dined, dithered and dallied the dadblamed day away!
Bartender - "If they were that bad, why didn't you just ask to play through?"
Jake - "WE COULDN'T CATCH 'EM!"
~LoudMusic
Bartender - "If they were that bad, why didn't you just ask to play through?"
Jake - "WE COULDN'T CATCH 'EM!"
~LoudMusic