Japanese Engrish

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Ok, so my English isn't perfect either, but this site is still very funny :)

http://www.engrish.com/

My favourites:

- Exit sign that says "Go back toward your behind"

- Clothing store called "Violence Jackoff"

- Another shop "Pumpkin Poo"

:D :D :D :D :D
 
Originally posted by Tcdoe
Ok, so my English isn't perfect either, but this site is still very funny :)

http://www.engrish.com/

My favourites:

- Exit sign that says "Go back toward your behind"

- Clothing store called "Violence Jackoff"

- Another shop "Pumpkin Poo"

:D :D :D :D :D
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That's pretty funny. :D Most of my friends are Asian, so I'll have a good time showing them tomorrow. ;)
 
I remember an old nintendo? game that said:

"A winner is you!"

Hilarious!!! :lol:
 
Originally posted by CloneHead
I remember an old nintendo? game that said:

"A winner is you!"

Hilarious!!! :lol:
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"All Your Base Are Belong to Us!" (:

~LoudMusic
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic


"All Your Base Are Belong to Us!" (:

~LoudMusic
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"Make your time,HA HA HA."
that was a classic!
 
In House of the Dead, and Vampire Night on the Dreamcast and PS2 respectively people yell "Don't come!!!, Don't Come!!!" when zombies are about to attack in certain areas. :thatsodd:
 
similar to the subject, there's a place in finland called "wank".


and i will never, ever forget

what you say?!?!?
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic


"All Your Base Are Belong to Us!" (:

~LoudMusic
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Full scene:


Zero Wing
Mega Drive (European)


Narrator: "In A.D. 2101 War was beginning."
Captain: "What Happen ?"
Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."
Operator: "We get signal."
Captain: "What !"
Operator: "Main Screen Turn On"
Captain: "It's you !!"
Cats: "How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction."
Captain: "What you say !!"
Cats: "You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha ...."
Operator: "Captain !"
Captain: "Take off every 'ZIG'! You know what you doing. Move 'ZIG'. For great justice."

-Captain, Mechanic, Operator and Cats

:rotfl:
 
Just a look at the car names at the annual Tokyo Auto show is funny enough. To name a few...

Daihatsu Light Dump
Mitsubishi Toppo BJ
Toyota Collora Runx
Honda Life Dunk

Try speaking their language, you're bound to mess up big time in no time. Luckily, they giggle at you, they don't cut you with a katana or anything.
 
"I feel Coke."
"Fack you man." (Graffitied on the wall)
:rotfl:
 
ha ha ha!!! those are great..here are some of my favorites:
 
Hahaha there are some funny ones on there.
 
passing-gas.jpg



:odd: WTF?
 
The 'Fack you man' graffiti's my fav for years now. *lol*
I also love the blue shirt, which has the Nirvana song title 'I hate myself and want to die' on it with the rainbow and the stars and so on. XDD
 
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