Joke of the day

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Teacher asks the class to use the word contagious. First kid stands up and says "last year I got the measles and mum said it was very contagious".
Next kid gets up and says "Nan says there is a flu going round and it is contagious".
And of course little Johnny has to put his two cents worth in. "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious".
 
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